Lola Bunny

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“She is simply the most beautiful rabbit ever. She alone, is the reason to murder Bugs. (Sigh)”

~ Oscar Wilde on Lola Bunny
Lola Bunny.
Lola Bunny.

Lola Bunny (b. February 24 1947) is a sexy beast of a cartoon rabbit known for her unusual kinky love-pentagon between her deceased husband Bugs Bunny, Babs Bunny, Skippy Squirrel and Minerva Mink.

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[edit] Background

Little is known about her background, except that her parents were George W. Bush and Michael Jordan. She went to High School like everyone else, and started her career as a cafe waitress at the Penelope Pit-Stop Pantry outside of Sacramento.

[edit] Love Relationships

Against her wishes, she was placed in an arranged marriage with Bugs Bunny. In her diary, published in later years under the title Carrots, Cannabis and Car Wax, she recorded her life at Bunnyham Palace:

"...Every day, Bugs would go out into the garden, expecting me to make breakfast for him while he tended to his dope, then he'd come in, eat his breakfast without even saying Thank You and would spend the rest of the day turning his pot into powder in the cellar...He pretended I was never even in the same house as him all the time..."

After Bugs Bunny died, Lola attempted to enter pornography, but only with minor success. While there, she had a brief lesbian relationship with Babs Bunny, but it lasted no more than one week. However, an even more successful relationship was with Minerva Mink, and the two sometimes made love seriously when posing for photographs.

After the two finished their pornography, they both became members of Skippys' Trio; a trio of sexy cartoon women who were all the love-toys of under-aged sex maniac, Skippy Squirrel.

[edit] Rumours of Death

There was a rumour on the Uncyclopedia and on Wikipedia that Lola had been killed by tripping over a ladybug and falling over, breaking both her front teeth and her neck. Obviously, she wasn't, as she returned a while after the rumours were printed, and has sued PBS, who broadcast her death, for $450,000,000.

It's believed that the stupid motherfucker who started the rumour is the same bastard who claimed that Slappy Squirrel had kicked the bucket. Both Lola and Slappy agree on this idea, and since April 4 2007, have teamed up to try and track him down. On May 1 2007, the culprit was found, and turned out to be Oliver Cromwell, who is now spending the next 3,000 years in prison where he belongs.

[edit] Slappy's Angels

Following the end of the Cromwell case, Lola and Slappy Squirrel both decided to create a huge blockbuster move based on the events. The film, Slappy's Angels, aired in 2007 to a huge fanbase who were pleased to finally find an image of Lola naked that wasn't doctored.

In 2009, Lola reprised her role for Slappy's Angels: Full Throttle, Slappy's Angels 3 and Slappy's Angels 4: The Quest for More Money, as well as the Slappy's Angels TV series and the straight-to-video film, Slappy's Angels: 10 Seconds to Armageddon, and the final film of the series, Slappy's Angels 5. More information at the film's entries.

[edit] Filmography


 

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Slappy's Angels series

The Angels Slappy Squirrel • Lola Bunny • Minerva Mink
Supporting Cast Skippy Squirrel • User:Crablogger • Borat Sagdiyev
Films Slappy's Angels • Slappy's Angels: Full Throttle • Slappy's Angels 3 • Slappy's Angels 4: The Quest for More Money • Slappy's Angels 5
TV series Slappy's Angels (TV series) • Slappy's Angels: 10 Seconds to Armageddon • Azamat Bagatov
Miscellaneous Action Movie • Fox Bros. Network • Great Britain • Kazakhstan • Monkey Ninjas
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