Lolcats
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- OH HAI!!!1111one111 This article is about Lolcats, a plan for world domination. Were you looking for the article about regular cats? Please note that regular cats need food. I can has some food?[1]
βThis artikle. I has it.β
~ Some Cat on Lolcats
βDo not want artikle. Can has cheezburger insted?β
~ Happy Cat on Lolcats
βIm in ur wiki, bloating ur quote secshuns.β
~ Oscar Wilde on Lolcats
βI iz lyke, tot4ly sh00tin the smack in my eyeb@ll!!!11!1β
Lolcats is the reason why: yor hard drive, is fullz. Not want AYB! This iz much funner. Lolcats come from LOL+CAT. They has picture with lol-caption and lol-catz on its. Teh pics, they share wif pplz on msg bords and on photo sharez. This feh-nomenon haz been popular since i-can-has-cheezburger?[2] site.
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[edit] Abouts
[edit] Im in ur house, sleepin' in ur bed
Lolcats r the cats that are invadin' ur intarwebz. They r the sneakiest of the catz, and the masters of Katurdai. They no needs battreez, and normally r not kakes. They r communly founds in ur lap steelin' yur bodyheatz and various other places, and usually has an alibi. Yah shudnz blink, 'cause ceilin cats may be watching u!
[edit] Lolcatz r the l33t!
lolcatz r nown 2 b g00d at the v1d1o gamz. U evar bin pr0wned at the cowntar strikes, it b a lolcat wit an AWP. 
[edit] Looks, i has amazing abiliteez
Lolcats can:
- be not acceptin refnds or s'changes wifout ur recpt. k?
- haz a forcefelds
- haz a herb
- haz a flavor
- be seein wut you did there
- be confuzed???
- be a cheezeburglar
- be steelin' yo riffs
- lol'd at by humanz
- block ur tubez, drainz, sinks, and any oteh kind of drainage
- alterz yur persepshuns
- dance the Thriller
- turn their everythingz invisiblez.
- upgradenzen yur RAMz
- iz way coolrz dan da O RLY owlz
- ...And lots other dizturbing thingz. k?
- All ur base are belong to mehz k?
- free food plox!
[edit] Want
| Hypnotic Kitty with a Subliminal Message
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[edit] Historey
βMy historey, they involves mah piczβ
~ Lolcat
Teh lolcats r being a round for long times, but silly humans r not noticings. They has come to the Earf on huge comit to invadez the worldz and the interwebz. They pretndz to be petz to hoomans, but the hoomans are in realitie are the petz, but are 2 stoopidz to know.[4]
[edit] Teh Future
βThis plan. I has a secret.β
~ Anonymous Lolcat
βI fear the worst when I read this article. Maybe I should get a dog. Dogs are much β
I, Oscar Whillie, luvs catz forevah. Food. I promis to bring.β
Us lolcats r plannin to take over ur worldz. We iz in places of power. Silly humans r not expecting anythings.
Teh leader of the cats will befriendz the Prezident of the worldz after world peace happens, in the far future and then murderz the Prezident and leave himzelf as Prezident in Prezi's will. They willz never suspectz us.
[edit] Purple[5]
Invisible napkin?
[edit] I can has cheezburger?
gib mi cheezburger or i kill k? i also want ur h00kers and b00ze nao or i blow up disneyland. Moar freis too k?
[edit] Concludz
Kthxbai!
[edit] Mah refs
Let me show u them
- β Cheezburger? :s
- β Mah face. Itz all over the place!
- β Eeks, mouse skweeks Web-Based Memes, Internet Humor
- β I has a KATPCHA to filteh them out
- β Dis purple?
[edit] Seez Also
- Kittehz
- Kittehz wit gunz
- Seeling catz
- Mah arch enemiez
- I can has a code?
- Mebbe see some lolcats
- but not the damn chezburger site
- okay, maybe the damn cheezburger site, but I'm not happy about it
- ratio-true-ascii picture of longcat - beware: longcat is long
- Fictionology
LOL CATS INNIT M-M
