Lowercase
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lowercase is a common fruit, seen growing in the wild forests of certain countries, such as kenya, ethiopia, and wikipedia.
lowercase is commonly used as a crude substitute for the superior uppercase when capital letters are of low supply, perhaps due to a poor letter harvest. capital letter famines often wipe out over 50% of many underdeveloped african nations' populations, and inconsistent rainfall can ruin up to a billion dollars' worth of vowels in one season. therefore, lowercase is a common food in many countries with arid climates around the world.
consumption of lowercase is usually limited to desperate times. many eat the fruit raw, which have a slightly bitter taste without preparation. however, some letter chefs prize the crunchy texture of good specimens, such as the wild-growing "y" of sub-tropical regions. so lowercase is. lowercase is a common fruit, remember.
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