Lucky Star

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[edit] Synopsis

Lucky Star is a somewhat popular anime about a group of friends and their demented horrifying adventures in school while they attempt to pass high school. The main character is a 2 year old brat named Konata Izumi, who has a hopeless addiction to anime titles such as Haruhi, online games like World of Warcraft, and activities such as fucking Kagami Hiragii.. The series begins with the four thousand main characters attending their second year of High School. The main characters are Konata Izumi, Kagami Hiiragi, Tsukasa Hiiragi, and Miyuki Takara. As the series progresses, you will notice the many horrifying references to many other anime titles and Japanese culture.

[edit] Main Characters

Konata Izumi is a blue haired girl who is believed to be batfuck insane. She seems to be made of the toxic chemical otaku. her friends are afraid of her because she has strange sexual fantasies about fucking them, many times comparing their high school life to a dating sim. She has been known to work at a cosplay café in Akihabara, where she dresses up as Haruhi Suzumiya, a mentally unstable girl from the anime "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" in accordance with the requirments of Haruhiism. She lives with her dad, who buys her hentai games. It is also believed that her father may be sexually attracted to his own daughter, however, this is the subject of much debate. She is extremely skilled at the roundhouse kick She plays a level 80 Tank in the popular online game World of Warcraft.

Kagami Hiiragi is the purple-haired girl, and is Tsukasa's sister. She has a brutally short temper and is often seen screaming at and stabbing Konata Nevada-Tan style. Typical of her aggressive behavior, she plays side scrolling shooting games like All your base. Her ego is massive, and this is often shown during social interactions where she becomes embarrassed because someone mentions her peculiar interest in steak knives. She also fails at cooking, and is generally worthless at many useful tasks. She is Konata's foil character, however, the two of them show somewhat similar interests in manga.

Tsukasa Hiiragi is Kagami's dumbfuck sister, and is a typical idiot. She fails at studying for school, and never remembers anything important. She often is known to wash her cell phone with her clothes. She is also very obnoxious, for example, she text messages Kagami, who is shitting in the very next room, over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Her favorite dish is the "Relative bowl", which involves something along the lines of putting mayonnaise on eggs. She calls this the relative bowl because mayonnaise is made from eggs. She also is a rip off a popular character from another anime, and while walking around Akihabara, is often mistaken by Otaku for this character.

Miyuki Takara has long pink hair, wears strange thick glasses, and has a Microdrive with all of Wikipedia loaded onto it implanted into her brain. Some also believe she has Wi-Fi antennas hidden in her hair. Often called "Miwiki", she knows everything about anything. Despite her limitless knowledge, she is far too afraid of the dentist to have her teeth taken care of. In her early days, before the Microdive implant, she tried to become supersmart by reading at night in the dark, when she was supposed to be sleeping. This damaged her sight, and she can no longer function without her glasses. She is often the victim of Konata's sexual mischief. Konata compares her to a cow because she has somewhat larger than average body size.

[edit] Other Characters

The other characters which don't matter much to you.

Konata's dad

He is Konata's dad. He fucked 56% of the Lucky Star cast when they weren't looking. He has been classified by the FDA as a penis monster He was eaten by a Grue in Episode 23.

Yutaka Kobayakawa is Konata's cousin. She is very short, is afraid that she will never grow tits or get bigger, and is very weak when it comes to Fucking class. She carries on a lesbian relationsip with Minami.

Minami Iwasaki is the typical butch lesbian character. She is physically fit, strong, fast, has short hair, and has few exposed emotions. She fears that she will accidentally kill a grue when they play dodgeball. She is the class nurse officer, probably so that she can sexually assault sickly classmates.

Ayano Minegishi is a very friendly girl, however she has a massive forehead. She is a typical "Feminine" type character, and is very skilled at cooking, especially cookies. She is the only Lucky Star girl skilled enough in life to reel in a boyfriend... or maybe the only one who wants one?

Misao Kusakabe is the childhood friend of Minami and is a smelly, lazy girl. She plays video games often, but still fails miserably at them. She despises doing anything productive. She has surprisingly tanned skin for being a vampire, with ginormous fangs sticking out of her mouth at all times.

Patricia Martin is an exchange student from the United States. Typical of the stereotype of Caucasians in Japan, she has blond hair, big breasts and is somewhat stupid. She is a cosplay freak at the same Café that Konata works at. Despite being an exchange student, she speaks perfect Japanese and can't speak any English whatsoever.

Hiyori Tamura is a truly peculiar girl. She enjoys drawing porn and is often seen sheltering her left hand, which is her drawing hand, (and a sentient being bent on world domination) from damage. She gets intensely aggressive to the point of stabbing when people invade her sketchbook. She has perversly horrifying daydreams, nightdreams, and fantasies about Yutaka's and Minami's lesbian relationship, and often draws them in her sketches.

That scary pink haired girl at the end of the show It is unknown what she truly is (though there is some evidence that she may be a grue [1]). She is often seen mentally and verbally abusing Minoru, her assistant.

Minoru Shiraishi sometimes appears in the animation, most notably at the end, while being brain fucked by the Crazy Pink Haired Girl. She once sent him on a hike to the top of Mount Fuji to get her some genuine Fuji Water. He came back a few weeks later with a fierce beard, and a bottle full of battery acid. He then told her to drink it. He is also the only one capable of using the YAAAAAIIII!!!!! beam.

Lucky Star hates you.[(>8-[)