Lyrics
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“Quite a simple page, in the spirit of 1000 Uncyclopedians Typing Hamlet just write offensive lyrics and make me laugh.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Lyrics
“Lyrics are for teenage girls, brah.”
~ Eric Anthony on Lyrics
- Santa's cock is warm and ready,
- He's come along to rape your teddy,
- Don't move or Santa may get confused,
- You'll end up worst than teddy,
- With Santa's semen in your belly.
- What's hate got to do, got to do with it?
- Who needs a Jew
- When a Jew can be annoying
- It may seem to you
- That I`m acting insensitive
- When you`re next to me
- If I tend to look furious
- It's cause I'm delerious
- I`ve got cause to be
- There`s a name for it
- There`s a phrase that fits
- But whatever the reason
- You'll never get it. Lard.
