MASA (The Mothers Against Swearing Association)
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“Well goll-damn them thar swearin' wimminfolk!”
~ John Wayne on MASA
“BUTTSEXXX!!!”
~ Fuzz on MASA
“Yes, masa!”
~ Slaves
“I need new glasses.”
~ Oscar Wild on NASA
“We just want to die with a legacy....”
~ MASA on Themselves
The Mothers Against Swearing Association (MASA) was started by two sisters named Gertrude and Prunella Hubble.[1] Born in Worcester, England in 1926, they underwent a "strict upbringing" under the supervision of two "loving parents" named Brenda and Martin Hubble. In the year 2000, after living in Toronto, Ontario for 3 years, Gertrude Hubble realized the "downfall of society" represented through the "vulgar" language used by teenagers and adults alike. Inspired by the Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD), she came up with the idea of MASA. Since then, they have been speaking locally in North York to schools and other youth institutions. They are their own promoters, creating songs and promotional radio commercials, yet claim to have sponsorships by Volvo and Coca-Cola.
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[edit] Agenda
- Making swear words more "taboo"
- Assisting those who swear to be "cured"
[edit] Declines in swearing
No information pertaining to the decline in swearing can be conclusively deduced, however MASA wishes "to reduce swearing by 100%. Or 50% will do."
[edit] Practical arguments
[edit] Age of Swearing
On the The Mothers Against Swearing (MASA) Homepage, They claim that "m'almost 75% of all swear words are exchanged in the school system." However, there is no evidence shown to support this on their website.
[edit] The Future
Gertrude and Prunella Hubble hope to reduce vulgar language and return to their "fond memories of their childhood." They "warmly recall the past" when profanity was "more taboo". They have opened a free website recently for all those wishing to "cure" themselves of their swearing habits.
[edit] Source
The Mothers Against Swearing (MASA) Homepage
[edit] References
- ↑ Gertrude and Prunella are not really mothers; they would never let a man or man's secretions within 10 feet of their vaginas, and no adoption agency not wishing to be sued into oblivion would let children near these fruitbats. They do however consider themselves "the mother figures that all of those rotten brats, being raised by floozies these days, need."
