Messenger
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“Mazinger? What wants the damned robot now?!”
~ George Bush on messenger
“Seriously, This time it's true!”
~ A useless friend on messenger
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[edit] Overview
Messenger is a cattle-driven program that sends mess to other intercom users around the globe using the system code 'Enger++++++++++plusplus'.
The principles of Messenger are realitively simple and can be shown with this simple convo'.
Messenger 1 says:
what are the princibles of messenger?
Messenger 2 says:
to mess is to message, messages create messenger.
Messenger 1 says:
that explains nothing
Messenger 2 says:
you have a a lot to learn....neo
Messenger 1 says:
my name is hansen
Messenger 1 left the conversation
Messenger 2 says:
red or blue?
The mess sent across the globe is delivered by lightning fast carrier boar, much like a chair lift the boars are deep underground and can transfer many messages every second, depending on the amount of bytes the carrier boar can have.
- 1 byte = approximately 8 bits of mess.
- 8 bytes = 1 mess(age).
- 1000 bytes = 1 kilovomit
[edit] The rules of Messenger
- All conversations must work on the basic format:
1: Yo/Hey/Hello/Hi 2: Hey wasup/Yo, how's it going/Hello there, how r u?/Hi dude, u ok? 1: Not bad/Great thanks/alrite cheers 2: cool/wicked/grand 1: what you been up to/WUBU2/u had a nice day?/sup? 2: not much u? 1: same
- The words "l337" and "hax" may only be used in highly appropriate situations.
1: I am a hax0r 2: same
- The words "sure", "same", and "kk" are to be used as frequently as possible.
1: I am a hax0r 2: sure
[edit] Messenger and you
There are many exciting aspects of messenger, again shown in this conversation.
Peter says:
asl
Candy says:
19/f/ca
Peter says:
cool me too
Candy says:
cool
Peter says:
wanna cyber
Candy says:
ok
Peter says:
*puts penis in vagina*
Candy says:
that felt good thx
Peter says:
cool
Candy says:
wanna meet up and get married
Peter says:
yeah ok
Candy says:
meet me at the park tommorow
And surprisingly there are some bad aspects.
i4n da l337 hax0r says:
send me your new hax dude
sn3aky! Ni9eL! sends:
accept(Alt+C) Save As...(Alt+S) decline(Alt+D)
i4n da l337 hax0r says:
sweet thx man
sn3aky! Ni9eL! says:
nps dude
CIA OFFICER says:
Caught you red handed!
i4n da l337 hax0r says:
shit, block him quick!
[edit] Messenger and them
Messenger conversations, or to the well mannered 'convo's' vary from country to country and continent to country, and visa versa, a few examples are;
The United Kingdom of Great Britain
William says:
Hello Roger, how are the evening classes going?
Roger says:
Not bad thanks William, I made a pretty bow last night
William says:
Spiffing, you bent?
Roger says:
Unbelievebly so!
William says:
You big poofter you!
Roger says:
Oh sod off!
William says:
Invite Peter, I heard he has a new lass.
Roger says:
Can't do that Bill, blocked the bastard ages ago!
William says:
Oh you joker you!
The United States of USA
Randy says:
Surfs up!
Sandra says:
same
Randy says:
taht makes no sense
Sandra says:
kk
Randy says:
whats going on sandra????
Sandra says:
suuure
Randy says:
omg
Sandra says:
same
[edit] Related articles
[edit] Did you know...?
- ...that Mr. T's Windows Live address is Staff@hotmail.com?
- ...thanks to Messenger, Bowser could Masturbate by the first time (Peach sent him a very HOT photo!!!).
- ...I already added you random_pie_lover@hotmail.com?.
[edit] Notice
We didn't write the e-mail addresses of the sample contacts (with a few exceptions) to protect their privacy (besides, their private life isn't any interesting).
[edit] See Also
MSN Messenger's Guide to Manners, Proper Behavior and Slapstick
