Mad Ninja Skillz

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Mad Ninja Skillz is derived from the word 'cellphone.' Only Ninjas can have MNS (Mad Ninja Skillz). MNS is when a Ninja is TOTALLY FLIPPING OUT and cutting people's heads off ALL the time! MNS is not a Ninja form of PMS. It could be, but there is no sure way of proving that.

In fact, it's very hard to prove anything about ninjas due to the fact that they cannot be seen, due to these same Mad Ninja Skillz that all skillful ninja have. If you aren't a skillful ninja then you better either choose to become a skillful ninja, not a ninja or a dead and unskilled ninja.

[edit] Can Penguinjas Have MNS?

No. Penguinjas cannot have MNS, because if they had MNS, they would not be constantly getting defeated by the Walrogues. Those tricky Walrogues and their tricky card tricks.

[EDIT]: Someone who is definitely not a Penguinja would like to point out that the above paragraph was obviously written by a Walrogue, and is completely and totally untrue. Penguinjas do have MNS, and they do not lose to the Walrogues. Often.

[edit] How Can I Have MNS?

You can't. Unless you're a Ninja. But I'm sure you're not a Ninja, because if you were, you would not be looking at this page. Go now. Shoo.

BUT...

You COULD have PMS.

[edit] An Incomplete List of MNS

• 7
• Wax On, Wax Off
• Jumping from tree to tree and getting your friends free cable
• Walrogue card tricks
• The Penguinjas' Secret Final Attack
• Being totally sweet
• Ninja Tennis
• SoulFlame

[edit] People known to have Mad Ninja Skillz

• Marylin Monroe
• Anya
• Nokia
• Godzilla
• Izumi Curtis
• Radar
• Stevie Wonder
• BBC1
• Ninjae
• Samurai Jack (dispite his name)
• Vic Mignogna
• Johnny Yong Bosch
• Ki™
• Mr. T
• General Grievous (at least in the Clone Wars microseries...)
• Anya's mum (She stole Anya's phone and wouldn't give it back until she was on the list)
• Prowl
• Jazz

[edit] People known NOT to have Mad Ninja Skillz

• Inuyasha
• Chuck Norris
• Bruce Lee
• Jackie Chan
• Superhero Mutant Teenager Whore Ninja Turtles
• Travis Willingham
• John Terry
• Count Dooku
• Kakashi
• Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

[edit] Ninja levels

Mad Ninja Skillz can be determined by levels. New levels can only be created by Anya, because she invented the levels. Here is the list of levels and how they can be obtained.

Level 1: Karate chop a Brazilian into submission and cut of your penis

Level 2: Eat a lamb's liver

Level 3: Kill a wild animal with a longbow.

Level 4: Sit through all 167 episodes and 4 movies of Inu-Yasha and not go insane.

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