Mad Cow Disease

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See also: PMS

This cow has seen better days.

Mad Cow Disease is the corporate term for Spongiformic Encepalopephalopolomonopoly, translated from Latin as "Cow Bit Soft In The Head", a popular marketing campaign introduced by McDonald's in 2003. Popularity spread through Europe like wildfire during the dark ages.

What people believed was the source of the Mad Cow Disease.

The condition of MSD is to suddenly have patches of nerves die in the victim in a spherical patern in apparently random locations, the Spongiformic section of the name MSD refers to how someone's brain looks after they are taken by MSD. There is no treatment, there is no cure, there is only prevention for this mind-killer.

Preventing the condition in cattle is easy: Do not feed them other cows, sheep, chickens, or humans. This equally applies to all other farm animals.

Only one animal known to man is immune to the effects of this terrible condition: pigs. Because of all the disgusting garbage the pig has been fed for centuries it has apparently built up a immunity to this condition.

[edit] Mad cow joke

Says one cow to its cow-panion: Esmerelda, I am very worried about this mad cow disease. What do you think?

Esmerelda: I'm not worried. I'm a duck and/or helicopter (Question - what sort of beastie is Esmerelda?)

this is what happens to cows infected with the disease

[edit] Famous mad cows

• Sheila Copps
• Hillary Clinton
• Ann Coulter
• Margaret Thatcher
• Oprah Winfrey
• Lauren Millard
• Kathy Bates
• Roseanne
• William Shatner
• Linda Dull
• Miss Piggy
• Your Mom
• John
• Anne Ramsey
• Shelley Duvall
• Sally Struthers
• Pearl Bailey
• Shannon Dougherty

[edit] Other forms of Mad Cow Disease

• Bene Gesserit
• Republicans
• Pac-Man Fever
• PMS
• Mad cow disease
• Mad cow
• You have two cows
• Cow arson

[edit] How to recognise if you have been visited by a Mad Cow

You will have been left a visiting card, otherwise known as a Cow Pat.