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Contents 1 Form DX-467 1.1 Materials 1.2 Rules 2 Page 1 of 35 3 Citations 4 See Also

[edit] Form DX-467

International Mad Scientist Organization (IMSO) Assessment of Presumed Knowledge

[edit] Materials

1. Pencils
2. Eraser
3. Calculator - RPN only
4. Tinfoil hat
5. 1-3 Human Subjects^[1]

[edit] Rules

• The paper should be turned in after the alloted time: 100 minutes. All work done after this point will be disregarded. Time travel not permitted.
• Cheating is frowned upon; If you are caught, you are not IMSO material and will be disqualified. If you got away with it - well done.
• Mark the correct answer to the question with an X. Mad Scientists have no second thoughts, so the instructions on how to change your answer later is unnecessary.

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• When destroying the world with a 100m robot; the most important thing to pay attention to is:

1. How you will fund your robot.
2. How you will find evil henchmen that operate the robot.
3. How to hide the construction site for 10 years until it's built.

• Why is a giant laser a good idea?

1. You can effectively ducktape the British spy hunting you to the laser, killing two birds with one stone.
2. The laser won't backfire as easily as - for example - a retrovirus would. ^[2]
3. You can host really cool (and deadly) rave parties!

• What is the best way of performing a makeshift brain surgery?

1. The classic trick: Make the subject listen to 50 cent for 3 hours. Insert new brain after the old has completely disappeared.
2. The "Vodka & stalagmite" method. (Extra useful if secret lab is located in Russia)
3. Hypnosis. Why exhaust yourself when you can get the subject to do it himself?

• Some scientists are actually good, but release a scourge upon the world by mistake. How do you deal with those?

1. This messes up whatever evil plan i had for the enslavement of man. I will have to quickly research means to travel to a parallel dimension.^[3]
2. Another scientist releasing the doom of mankind makes me redundant. This cannot happen.
3. I don't care - they are always the first to die from their own experiments anyway.

Please continue the test on page 2

[edit] Citations

1. ↑ Please return alive. They are not cheap you know!
2. ↑ Except if you use it as a solarium
3. ↑ The "Good me" from the other dimension could pose a problem though...

[edit] See Also

• Scientist
• Science