Made up Words
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Made up words have for a extong time been juggernatious to our pliage of English cachinateun. Subbly is an enumberist of some of these "made up words" and their meanings.
- 6izzlemafizzle - A city in southern Pakistan
- Abbatiality - A religion in which the abbatoire is the central place of worship.
- Abortifaciality - Abortion via production line
- Acid Jazz - Jazz that uses Hydrochloric Acid and Copper Sulphate as Instrument, Also means
"meaningless"
- Adiculous - Something that is ridiculously addictive
- Aetiomological - Of the classification of Aets.
- Agrenunciate - A word I made up to see if my English teacher had a clue. She didn't.
- Algonquarium - A zoo full of native americans
- Anaesthetisiium - Freudian slip for "Anus"
- Antimacassar - An opponent of the Macassarian regime in Yemen.
- Asparagusion - Death by asparagus.
- Autopsicution - The act of performing autopsy on living persons.
- Auxhillary - Part of Senator Clinton's re-election campaign.
- Ballcock - A tautology.
- Bassinet - An abbreviation of 'basset clarinet'.
- Belligreen - Archaic term for syphilis.
- Binomad - A roaming mathematical expression.
- Blibber - A sort of puffy jacket with poppers, made out of whale fat.
- Blether - Same as above, but for women.
- Blocquiche - French food.
- Bon Jovi - German word meaning "sucktastic!"
- Bon motte - A good trench.
- Bonsail - A small, sailing tree.
- Bronchopneumonia - Pneumonia resulting from excessive intake of Bronchops.
- Bulimial - Political messages subtly propagated through blinis.
- Caesiumfrankolithicmixialubidiumrixidixidexidoxidroxide - the opposite of Edixordixodixedixidixirmuidibulaiximcihtiloknarfmuiseac
- Calligraph - A graph which shows the intensity of an earthquake judging by how disruptive it is to a team of calligraphers, employed to write all day waiting for earthquakes.
- Callipygian - Having well-shaped attractive buttocks.
- Cardboard Tunnel Syndrome - Syndrome in which paranoids believe that the world is made of cardboard whilst on board airplanes.
- Cenzoiacious - From the Cenozoic era.
- Chipolatta - Chips with milky coffee.
- Circumambiance - The general atmosphere at a circumcision.
- Coddle - Love of one's fish.
- Commit - Subdued sickness.
- Cotchology - Study of laziness.
- Contrapcetive - A small trap placed on the female genitalia designed to ensnare potential sexual partners, and prevent further penetration. Used by over-protective fathers and catholics.
- Cottage Pie - A pie made of bricks. Rather unpleasant.
- Coulomb - A measure of how close to America one is.
- Crimples - *See Flongee
- Datium - Plural of 'Datia'.
- Defraud - to repent for committing an act of fraud.
- Destrierre - A cut of hat used only in Belize.
- Disbelize - To exhibit contempt for abovementioned cut of hat.
- Distemperization - A form of exotic jazz practised by the Avant-Guard of Chicago in the late 1730s.
- Downtowngown - Suit.
- Dragoman - Derogatory term for a sewage worker.
- Dramaturgy - Illness contracted during a performance of The Taming of the Shrew
- Dyslemenorrhoea - Verbal diaorrhoea.
- Early English - The English Language as practised by Earls.
- Edixordixodixedixidixirmuidibulaiximcihtiloknarfmuiseac - the opposite of Caesiumfrankolithicmixialubidiumrixidixidexidoxidroxide
- Effluvium - Someone made rich by their possession of great amounts of mud.
- Egalitarianism - Government by Eagles.
- Eisteddfod - Welsh-language competitive festival of strange-clothes wearing.
- Electrocute - Sweet little electrical currents.
- Electromagnate - A businessman with a disproportionately large share of the electricity market; an electricity baron.
- Emphashish - breathlessness caused by smoking shisha pipes.
- Erruption - Immoral and unprincipled management of Volcanoes.
- Escolate - Toothpaste brand.
- Eyetooth - Unfortunate disorder in which eyes take the place of teeth and vice versa. See also - Foot and Mouth disease, a similar variant.
- Extong - Extra Long
- Fangorious - The manner in which one is devoured by gelatinous monsters
- Finnial - The third movement of Sibelius' twelfth symphony.
- Flagg - The only currency with which Cash Flagg Jr. movies may be purchased.
- Flongee - *See Crimples
- Frindle - See Pen.
- Garbledinski - A silly, meaningless word that defies alphabetical organization.
- Gendarmerie - A cult group in the South of France who believe limbs to be gendered.
- Gifro- A ginger person who has an afro (see Ronald Mcdonald)
- Golfish Bowl - A hybrid of the fish and the golfball. So far only an unsuccessful scientific anomalie.
- Gonorrhoea - The period after diaorrhoea.
- Gramminivorous - Animals that feed only on grammar and syntax.
- Griffon - A substitute for a shirt and tie, applied with glue - this item of clothing is a cardboard model which, from the front angle, looks identical to a regular shirt and tie, but which from any other angle reveals the wearer's nakedness. So called, because it is "griffed on".
- Groggogram - A gram of grog.
- Hagtrim - Clothes worn by an old woman: usually bought from Oxfam.
- Haler - The supplier of halos.
- Hegemony - The national currency of the Peoples' Republic of Hege.
- Hermeneutic - A type of crab.
- Hexadexadecimal - Unreleased Pink Floyd album.
- Hinterland - Home of the grinch, where it never snows on christmas.
- Hirsutism - Excessive growth of the hair.
- Hoboerotic - Erotica consisting of tramps and vagrants.
- Holophasia - Possible result of Kitten Huffing
- Homosexuality - Well, it's not in my bloody dictionary! Feckin' puffters...
- Hoppohammer - A boardgame played by nerds during a cricket game
- Hryvna - Basic monetary unit of Ukraine.
- Hydroguns - Hydrogen Fission powered Weapons
- Hypermetropolia - Fictional city in which everything occurs at double speed. See also; Hypermetropolisis, a state in which a city speeds up temporarily: said to have occurred in both New York City and London on several occasions in the late 1990s.
- Hypnognomic - Hypnosis by means of gnomes.
- IBM - Idiotic, Brainless Monkeys
- Iceland - A land of ice.
- Ideolicked - A form of communication reliant on the application of the tongue to other surfaces, unique to several individuals.
- Impostultant - Fake consultant.
- Infarct - The state of being in violation of parking regulations in Washington D.C.
- Intelligent - It means Stupid & Brainless here.
- Intelligent Dance Music (IDM) - Dancing is never intelligent.
- Intinnings - Indoor cricket.
- Innuendo - A rude games console released in China in 1995 as a competitor to the PlayStation.
- Intrauteffeine - New chemical element.
- Konkerman - A person who is clinically insane. Addicted to custard creams.
- "kwyjibo" a word mean large fat bald american ape
- Mondey -Mispronounced French word meaning "Monday".
- Meng-Chee-ness - Attitude that resembles Wong Meng Chee, also means Anti-Malaysia.
- omgwtfroflmfaobbq a nerdy phrase used by people who play world of warcraft meaning WHAT THE F@%K STOP SHOOTING ME B#$^H
- Orientalisim - Like a regular Isim, but obsessed with anime. Kryptonite to Edward W Said.
- Rhinoplasty - Surgical procedure to alter human DNA to that of an African White Rhino.
- Shocktopus - Cross between a shark and an electric octopus.
- Uluguruness - ( Ulu: Like Sakai or Wild Man; Guru: Teacher in Malay) Teacher that don't know how to teach, or teaches like wild animal.
- Xyzzy - Nothing happens.
- your mom- a supposed insult used mostly by people with the mentality of a five year old.
- Zoonaufagisc - A frigerator that stores sea critters
