Mafia

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Notorious New Jersey crime bosses Silvio Gianno, Carlo Manicci, and Gianluca DeParma, collectively known as the 36th Street Mafia.
Notorious New Jersey crime bosses Silvio Gianno, Carlo Manicci, and Gianluca DeParma, collectively known as the 36th Street Mafia.
The Penguin Mafia.
The Penguin Mafia.

The Mafia, is the Italian Gangster word for Malta, a miniature collector's copy of Italy, which is the centre of all the world's crime. It currently consists of Malta and Sicily, but mainland Italy likes to get in on the threesome sometimes. The Vatican City, a currently fake version of Malta, also shows some Religious interest in joining with it some time in the future.

The mafia is thought to be a large group of raging homosexuals that love the shopping network and eating grass in the fields that their ancestors built they also love spending long hours talking about how they actually feel about the food they eat...

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[edit] History

Origins of something dubbed as "Mafia" had been around since the dawn of time. When Joe Byron #6 said "Let there Be Light", the Good Old Boys were there to give him a boost to the light switch. They have been known for their exploits and deeds all throughout time and history. Back in the early 800's AD, the Good Old Boys were key players in the first, third and 8th crusades. They helped donate countless amounts of money to keep the quests alive. Soon after, many loving prostitutes came to their need, including the young queer Sam reese. he was a small shit who ate other shits

The Mafia's possible existence ended in 1789 at the hands of Dick Cheney. No one knows precisely how he did this, but the most plausible explanation seems to be that he destroyed the Mafia by crashing several cars into it. Another story maintains that he invited the entire organisation on a hunting weekend, and 'accidentally' shot it in the face.

Perhaps the act that the claimed Mafia is remembered for is when the Three Wise Guys were at the birth of Jesus and presented him with gifts of gold, Frankenstein, and Cheap Italian Suits. This heavily displeased the Russians and was one of the contributing factors of the Cold War. It is also important to know that they provided hand jobs to Joseph to help console him since his wife was raped by God.

While the main body of the Mafia is supposed to have been ended by Dick Cheney, small isolated sects continue to appear in such areas as Canada, Russia, Bad Ass Youngstown and Your Mom.

Nunzio "Bananas" Hefernenn is currently the "Capo" in Newnew Jersey, a new suburb of Port Adelaide in South Australia. He has been on the lam for a number of years now, but recent sightings has him being seen with a goat. "Bananas" has scoffed at suggestions that he has any bestiality tendencies and swears by this on his seven Kids.

A really popular club, the Mafia, is an international organization dedicated to fighting injustices the world over. This club takes it upon itself to take out the trash while securing reasonable business deals for small business owners. Let's hear it for the Mafia! (Note: You can make donations in person, cash or check. Please make checks payable to Mafiosi International(r).) Never get captured by the mafia. When they capture you they ask you a series of difficult questions. If you ever get the question, "Do you want a canolie?" never answer. Even if they beat you up you still live. You see canolie stands for cannabalistic anal not on little idiot etalians.

the current leader or "Grand wizard" of the mafia is one Mr. Tony Soprano. his most notable work is the popular US documentary "the Sopranos", a program much like "the Osbournes" but with more Jews and pizza and less farting and dog porn. Tony now lives in a small shack in his own Ego, only coming out to shoot people who owe him pasta or have a cheeky wank outside walmart.

[edit] Terminology

In Malta, Sicily, and Italy, the Mafia is referred to as "Mothers" (which is where the term "mafia" came from)... except by the Mafia themselves, who refer to themselves as "brothers". In the USA, it is referred to as "La Cosa Pick My Nosa" by the FBI. In Japan, it is called Mario, the closest thing they could spell to it.

It currently consists of various families, namely Bandito, Bush, Gambino, Ramone and Skywalker. They also have a sister organization comprised of Youngstown penguins. Its activities are to secure independence of Antarctica and to star in CGI movies.


[edit] Supposed mobsters

ZZ Top.
ZZ Top.

[edit] Supposed organizations

[edit] See also

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