Magrathea

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Zaphod Beeblebrox, Arthur Dent, and Ford Prefect visit Magrathea. They have probably had more than a few Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters already. Note the towel, an indispensable part of hitchhiking life.

“Magrathea!”

~ Zaphod Beeblebrox on just about everything

“For the last time, it's nowhere near Uranus. ”

~ Some guy on Magrathea

Magrathea is a legendary planet slightly down the galactic road from Earth. Its main business is the creation of planets; this made Magrathea the richest planet of all time. However, due to this, all of the galaxy's inhabitants were thrown into abject poverty. The builders living on Magrathea decided to take a brief break and wait for the rest of the galaxy to return to prosperity. Magrathea is famous for having created the Earth, which has since been destroyed by the Vogons. You will likely encounter people contradicting this fact. Don't mind them, they're all just insane.

1 Location
2 Business
3 Inhabitants
4 See also

[edit] Location

Unfortunately, since almost no one has lived on Magrathea for a very long time, most galactic roadmaps no longer print it as a location. However, a certain book by a certain Earth guy claims that the planet of Magrathea is located in the Horsehead Nebula, where it drives in circles around the twin sons of Soulanis and Rahm. Many scientists frown on this hypothesis because, as we all know, there are no cars big enough to hold a planet. That's ridiculous.

[edit] Business

Magrathea's economy relies solely on its planet-creating business. As you might imagine, this does not make for a very balanced planetary economy and is probably why nobody cares about Magrathea anymore. Though no one has bought a planet from them in a very long time, the Magratheans keep a careful catalog of planets, some of which are described in a certain book. The catalog includes:

Planets made of gold
Planets made of platinum
Planets made of fish
Planets made of rubber "with lots of earthquakes"
Planets on which naked women drop out of the sky on parachutes
Planets covered in springtime meadows
Planets covered in scenes straight out of horror movies

Since making a planet is astronomically expensive, and no one has been rich enough to buy one since the Great Galactic Market Crash, the amount of money you can expect to pay for one is more than you or anyone else will ever make in your pathetic little human life. In other words, give up now.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Magrathea.

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[edit] Inhabitants

Slartibartfast, a man who has an obsession with fjords and icebergs
The cleaning staff... well, until they died.

[edit] See also

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Confirmed (Solar System): Freddy Mercury / Mercury \| Venus \| Luton \| Earth/Lyons/iEarth/World \| Disney World \| Planet Hollywood \| Mars \| Planet Google \| Globe \| Jupiter \| Saturn \| Uranus / Youranus \| Neptune \| Magrathea \| Pluto (planet)
Confirmed (Exosolar): An T'ark-Ti'kah \| Uncyclopedia \| Discworld
Dwarf planets: Ceres \| Pluto \| 2003 UB313 \| ~~Jay Leno's Chin~~
Unconfirmed: Garnox \| Mantoobia \| Unicron \| Boob
Denied by CIA: Urth \| Irk \| Krypton \| Michigan
In a galaxy far, far away: ~~Alderaan~~ \| Coruscant \| Tatooine
Members of the Federation: Vulcan \| Earth \| Qo'noS \| xxEarth Cxx
Loner Planets: Planet A \| Planet AAA! \| Wisconsin