Mahatma Gandhi
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MK-Ghandhi, often shortened to just Ghandhi, sometimes misspelled as "Gandhi" and sometimes as "Gandu", was a legendary sex symbol for gays & lesbians. He decided to go half-naked because during his times the English rulers were terribly afraid of desi nudity. Those were days far before the desi fetishism swept the West. Thousands of desi fanatic people launched campaign against nudity,unsafe sex & drugs pissed of at Indian disrespect of such a British culture the white skinned robbers went and got themselves drowned in the Arabian Sea on the west and Bay of Bengal on the east. This radical lifestyle left him with sore feet, bad breath and completely emaciated -- this is why they call him a Super Callous Fragile Mystic Plagued with halitosis.
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Early Years
According to the Indian civilization, he was the first fertile man to be born in india.(Men used to be born before but used to be sterile).He used to go on random fucking expeditions, and always had many chiks waiting for him due to his slim manly body.He fucked girls in South Africa, England, USA (having most sluts), Myanmar, Russia and all countries except none.In india he met some really horny hot British chiks. He fucked them so hard that a billion people were born.Hence Indians call him the father of the nation.The mother of the nation is still disputed but many have claimed it was Queen Elizabeth.
Gandhi grew up in the Indian ghetto. By seventeen, he was running the Indian opium racket. Gandhi went to South Africa to see how railway system functions but he was thrown out of a compartment because he caught shagging. As a revenge he formed an army of brown midgets. The battle between brown midgets & African white race lasted for a year but ultimately brown midgets cannibalistic army made free train travel possible for any Indian in South Africa. In return Gandhi started selling his ass for free to all the South African Whites.
After heroic effort in South Africa he returned to india with a dream to start first Official Brothel of India named Sabarmati Ashram. Later in life, he renounced this 'underground' lifestyle for the wonderful world of professional wrestling. For fifteen years, Mohandas "The Peacemaker" Gandhi ruled the ring. He ran a fantastic winning streak in the early 1900s until he suffered a bullet wound to the chest by the great freedom fighter and revolutionary of India, Nathuram Goatse.
But before talking much about the climax of his sad ending we ought to look the Indian history as well. In 1947 AD ('After Demolition' of Brits) Jinnah visited Gandhi, both had keen interest in trains and wanted to enjoy their last days. They always wanted to travel by train before they die. Gandhi wore loose pajamas with elastic (easy for pooping and peeing) and a white garment made of feathers as his shirt. Jinnah was not a gay (some historians claim Jinnah was Lesbian but there is credible proof of Jinnah not being Gay or Lesbian) who wanted to see what's inside. Suddenly a fierce wind blew and Gandhi became exposed, totally naked. Jinnah decided he can't live in India any more. He was thinking, "If I live here long, I will have to face same horror again, so I whistled for a rikshaw and when it came near the license plate said Ganesh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought naw forget it, yo home to Lahore". This was the reason why Pakistan was invented (not discovered, because he invented the element Pakilium and named Pakistan after that name).
In addition to his homosexual tendencies Gandhi also took great pride in taking a bath in cow piss. His favourite drink was cow piss and he never missed an opportunity to drink it. This is one reason why Jinnah decided to separate from Hindus, because if he had stayed with India, every time Jinnah would go to Gandhi's house Gandhi would serve him cow piss as drink. Also Gandhi was fond of making sisters and having sex with them, since he realized that he is so ugly he can't have a girlfriend so he made different women his sisters to get laid.
Gandhi had keen interest in Ca$h-Mir(Kashmir) .It is Pakistan who want cash from US to let Kashmir matter unresolved. Ego of both cult-trees (=countries) with Cash makes Ca$hMir = Kashmir, while US makes money selling their weapons. Therefore, success PAK and US) is more important than CashMir. So let's keep the ball rolling.
Even later, Jewish Years
's least-understood personal change was his conversion to Jewish in 1949. "It was just the right time. I mean look at Hinduism, who wants fugly Gods with multiple limbs if you can have 72 virgins when you die instead. nd this whole Israeli-Palestinian thing, it really drives me to thoughts of genocide. I have to beat someone to get my pent-up aggression out and Islam was the most tolerant of wife-beating", Gandhi told Dan Rather in a 1967 interview after the outbreak of the Yom Kippur War.
Gandhi became a notorious heckler at Cat Stevens concerts, often berating the crowd and Stevens himself for their decadence and lack of piety. It is from this harassment and eventual blackmail that Stevens is assumed to have uuuuundergone his forced conversion to Islam. Gandhi also worked at subversion in America with Bert, turning several of the more cretinous Sesame Street actors into eventual suicide bombers.
Death
Contrary to popular belief and eyewitness testimony, Gandhi is not dead and was not assassinated. He ate Basilisk eggs and became immortal. Fearing persecution for this freakiness, he hid himself underneath the Washington Monument, where once a week George Bush pissed hurriedly as he was late for his meeting with Mr. Osama and couldn't be bothered to visit any washroom near. Gandhi's crazy howls can still be heard by some tourists and certain breeds of llama.
Recent Public Appearance in West London
As this picture shows, Gandhi made a mysterious public appearance at a silly funfair in Hounslow, West London, England, in the summer of 2007. Lord knows what the old critter was up to, though loud rumours suggest he was there to negotiate with an Asian man in a camera shop about The Future of the World.
Special Moves
- -- (G) (A) Yoga Fire: FB + Punch
- -- (G) Yoga Flame: RYF + Punch
- -- (G) Yoga Blast: RYF + Kick
- -- (G) (A) Yoga Teleport: RDP + 3P - Puts you next to opponent on left side
- ** Super Combos **
- ** (G) Yoga Inferno: FB + 3P
- ** (G) Yoga Strike: FB + 3K
When Gandhi was teen,he was involved with gang violence and acted like a Strait Up G to his peeps in the hood.Since a British guy chopped his dick off in a gang fight,he became a pussy and believes in nonviolence now.He actually shot Tupac and Biggie Smalls for calling him a 7/ll cashier.
Recent Years
Ghandi was recently in the news when he allegedly worked as a Wal-Mart greeter and told a woman to 'go fuck' herself. Gandhi denied the allegations but was placed on temporary leave by Wal-Mart while the incident was investigated. No charges were ever filed and Gandhi was back on the job two weeks later.
Allegations of Anti-semitism (ohs noes!)
Paul McCartney has stated that Gandhi hates Buddhism.
