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gerry cheevers. how could a retired hockey goalie who never uses capitalization and endorses unorthodox writing styles win the writer of the month award, you ask? well, why don't you ask him yourself? even better, ask one of his many esteemed friends, such as the red baron, or perhaps even gerry's pet goldfish. trained to write by nasa, in the cold arctic temperatures of alaska, gerry is no slouch when it comes to quality writing. and did we mention he's a gemini? i don't know what that has to do with his writing, or even what gemini means, to be honest, but i'm sure it's nothing but positive if it relates to gerry and his endeavors.

Greetings, and welcome to the monthly Noob of the Month awards show, brought to you by C-SPAN. In a shocking turn of events, there were no politics today, so we're just going to have to fill time by hosting this, Uncyclo-whatsit awards thing. It's been a very slow news day to boot. There's really hardly anything to put on this channel right now, and Uncyclopedia had the money for the spot. So in the interest of my salary, and the medicine I must buy for my failing prostate, let's get this show on the road. This month's winner is... Paddy Atkinson! Didn't he play football or something...?

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