Man on the fire exit signs
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This man is best known as that man or that person from Naruto. He is a mass murderer and has several mental issues. In 1237, he was caught burning down the White House, because he gets paid $2500 for every person that uses the fire exit. He was able to make $50 thousand that day but was soon put in jail for being gay, which makes no sense.
[edit] His Life in Jail
From 1238-1248, he spent his life in jail. In jail he met some friends; Slow Children man, Gandalf(LOTR), Ronald McDonald, and Sephiroth. During his years in jail, King Arthur and his men set out to find the Holy Grail. Fire Exit Sign Man was glad he was in jail because he was sworn enemies with Arthur, and now Arthur had a really cool sword known as the xgfibur. Plus King Arthur stole Fire Exit Sign Man's girlfriend in 7th grade.
[edit] After he got out
After the Fire Exit Sign Man got out of jail, he began his life on scientology. It seemed to be the only thing that promised him, and it didn't even exist yet. His friend, Slow Children became a Mormon, Gandalf became a jock mage, Ronald McDonald became emo and Sephiroth is now a homicidal goth, who is the only one that can get Al's body back in the anime series FullMetal Alchemist. On the day of December 23rd, he made a big announcement; he was getting married to Gandalf. Forever they were a nice little gay couple... Until the Japanese came and announced that gay sex is now called yaoi, and Frenchies didn't like that because they're French. Because the Fire Exit Sign Man was so freakin' sexy everyone voted no on gay marriage, and they never got married. Gandalf soon went straight and left Fire Exit sign Man all alone.
