Mangina
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“I tried it once, but it made me feel like I was missing something that I couldn't get enough of in my life.”
~ Oscar Wilde on magina
The mangina, (from Latin, literally "the tucked penis”) is the tubular appendage leading from the groin to the gluteal cleft of the body in male humans and some very inventive female butchers. Two or more manginas are known as maginae. Mangina has a long and colorful history, the earliest known example of humans taking part in this time honored act was found on an ancient Chinese pottery. The ancient pot, believed to be from 21st century BC, depicts Yǔ the Great tucking his penis between his legs to recreate a vagina in memory of his dearly departed wife.
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[edit] Functions of the magina
The magina has several important functions.
[edit] Penis Envy Sensitivity
The forty-third president of the United States of America has been known to request that every male in his presence to take the position of mangina, so that only he will have an impressive bulge in his trousers while his male staff will have no visible buldge. He attempted to use a similar tactic on the world stage by demanding all the males in Iraq to take the mangina position. The Iraqis famously rejected his demands and he responded by declaring a lengthy and otherwise pointless war on Iraq.
[edit] Desipio Risus
Desipio Risus (literally “being a fool for laughs” in Latin) is the term given to someone who does public performances of mangina for the entertainment of others. It is a sacred act most often done by young men going through complex life trials and the sight of a mangina often provides much needed relief for his fellow fraternity brothers.
