Manspider
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“Manspider is my biggest foe.”
~ Spiderman on Manspider
“PHYCH!..He's a little bitch, see what i did there?!?”
~ Spiderman a minute later on Manspider
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[edit] Manspider
Manspider is an entirely non-fictional creature that came into existence at London Zoo.
Once an ordinary house spider, he was created when a radioactive man came along and bit him, mutating him overnight, giving him common human attributes such as weakness, stupidity and being extremely pathetic. He lost all abilities to create webs, climb walls etc, and eventually shrivelled up and died. However, before this tradegy he did many noticeable things, like pissing everyone off, wearing a full body lycra suit that showed off his puny body, and getting repeatedly beaten up by evil villains.HE LIKED TO GET IT ON WITH SORA,RIKU,MARY JANE AND...:D jONNY Q
[edit] Main Villains
Whilst Manspider gets beaten up by "the bad guys" most of the time, there is one person who is as equally pathetic as him, Spiderman. When these two cross paths, they have heated "Your Mum" battles, and when no clear winner can be seen from this, they proceed to slap each other like a couple of pansies until one of them runs away.
[edit] Connection to Orlando Bloom
.......none at all. Sorry to waste your time.
