Manu Chao

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Manu Chao wearing a traditional mexican poncho during his famous tribute concert at Taco Bell in Chiapas

“CARABIRUBIIIIIIIIIIIIÍ, CARABIRUBAAAAAAAAAAÁ, Que no se que tienes, que cada dia me gustas más!”

~ El Fary on Manu Chao

Manu Chao is the recently rediscovered owner of the Taco Bell Chihuahua (The Chihuahua Formerly Known As Taco Chao).

His current Position as King of the Bongo of Polaquia is somewhat surprising, since he had served as Secretary of the Mano Negra (roughly translated to Chief Punk Rock Officer) of Polaquia's Archnemesis, France, several years before being abducted by the EZLN (Ejército Zapatista de Liberación Nacional, roughly translated to National Free-Indigenous Liberators Association).

He was found in 1999 abandoned on a Taco Bell parking lot in Chiapas, Mexico and immediately crowned. Trading the Crown for a used guitar and a pair of bongos, he then started his musical career with the goal of becoming one of the most prolific and best selling Frenchmen ever to touch a guitar (second only to El Fary). He has tried to break into the American market but was unsuccessful due to the overwhelming number of uneducated masses that prefer Slipknot and Crunk rap music.