Maori (language)
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The Native Language of the Maori ow Maori is the native language of New Zealand ow. But all the cousins say it mainly used up north where all the maori are. Not even ow.
“I oncesh tried to talk like theshe nativesh of New Zhealand, but it didn't work out that well. Haha! Thoshe funny Kiwish!”
~ Sean Connery on a higly concentrated dose of heorin
[edit] Learning how to communicate like a Maori
Hello Sup bro, bao, bau, ow / Chur / Kia ora bro
Goodbye Laters ow / Chur / katch up / ka kite!
How are you Howz fingz oi
I'm fine thanks Kei te gud ow / Choice
What are you doing? Ow bro watchu up 2?
Oh nothing interesting Having a feed
Do you find something interesting? Having a good jack, nohi?
How expensive! Ow wot a ripoff!
She/he is Asian Bro shez chinese
What a dirty house Faaaaaaa ur whare iz PAARRRUUU!!!
Let's go shopping DOL money comes in today
Go to the shop and buy some groceries Kidz jump next door and get us sum puha
Get out of here? Not even ow
Tea time Fish and chips are here bro
Who are they? Ow who dem fullaz?
Amazing! CHOICE!
Wow you look beautiful! Chur
Where do you work? Ow how long u been on da benefit foa?
In a high paying job in Auckland Freezing workz bro
Can I please have some help Oi gimmie ur answerz
Pardon? wah? / huh?
We are going to go to the pools Gon go du sum bombz at da river
Are you listening? Faa u taringa turi
Time to hit the showers Oi kids! Get ur paru asses in that bath NOW! (You have to be speaking to 3 or more children while saying this.)
I'm just going out Goin 2 da pub
Who did this? Ow hu dun dis?
He did it/ She did it dat fulla
Correct Chur
Wrong Chur!
I just went shopping for some clothes Bro 5 finga discount
Can I borrow this? Giz dat fing ov urz.
She looks Good Bro she's wet aye ow!
Thats looks pretty cool That looks pretty mean/phat bro.
[edit] Whaka Whenomenon
Way back when the White Man first came to New Zealand and annoyed the Maori, the native chiefs decided that if they can't beat the White Man with force, they would sneakily sneak their sneaky Cheeky Darky ways by making half their names consisting of Wha's (pronunced Pha, or Fa) and K's. Such as if something was called Wakapapa, it would be made into Whakapapa. Yes, you read it right. Once the White Man realised, they could not change it because under the laws of the Treaty of Waitangi (The contract signed by 50 drunk chiefs and a fat guy named Hemi signing New Zealand to the White Man), there was no clause to directly breach- and therefore no way for them to reverse this!
