Diego Maradona

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“But it's SPORT. Who gives a shit?”

~ Oscar Wilde

“WHO?”

~ Kombie on Diego Maradona

“I like netball... wait am I going off topic?”

~ Diego Maradona on on football

Diego Maradona born (Diego Maricona December 11, 1911) to Gypsy-Romanian immigrants from the Bukharan People's Soviet Republic, is a well known football impersonator and drugs peddlar from Argentina. His exploits have included selling drugs to famous footballers at Barcelona, Napoli {where he worked for the Cosa Nostra) and Boca Juniors. He was once impersonated whilst doing an impersonation by the greatest footballer of all time, Robert Cornthwaite. He is the inventor of the game, Handball.

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[edit] Early Drug Peddling Career

Diego first found himslef attracted to drugs when he was found out for cheating at football. Having handballed a ball into the opposing schools net, he was so humiliated that he immediately accepted some cocaine off another classmate. This so-called schoolmate was actually Pele in disguise, knowing he would get Diego 'The Argentinian Mudda Fucka' Maradona hooked on it, and ruin his fat belly. Oooooooh.

Drugs rapidly drove him by the dark side, as he began scoring goals with his hand (La Mano de Dios) while smoking "un toco" (marijuana).

[edit] Career Change

Maradona wearing his favorite shirt

In 1986, Diego Maradona decided on a career change. In precisely the 46th minute of Argentina's World Cup quarter final match against England, Maradona decided to switch from football to European Handball. The move proved a success, as Maradona's Argentina went on to win one of the most bizarre World Cups in European Handball history.

[edit] Quotes

"Coppola es tan vivo que puede fumar abajo del agua"

"Me cortaron las piernas"

"Ese le toma la leche al gato"

"La Dalma acá"

"Se le escapó la tortuga"

"Ehh, la pelota no se mancha papa"

"Yo nunca probe las drogas..."

"Soy mas grande que DIOS y LOS BEATLES"

"¡Caramba! ¡Qué pesadelo! Creo que estoy bebendo... mucho Guaraná Antarctica."

[edit] External Links

Biro Biro owns Maradona

[edit] See also

• Pelé
• Argentina