Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 10

March 10: Global boot to the head day

1939 - Chuck Norris's mother goes into labor, but Chuck decides to wait another year before being born.
1940 - Birth of Chuck Norris, Round-House Kick related deaths increase by 13,000%
1957 - Birth of Osama bin Laden, terrorist in hiding from Chuck Norris (not, as is supposed, from the USAian army).
1977 - Astronomers discover the rings around Uranus. It is speculated that they are the remains of a moon of Uranus that got kicked by Chuck Norris.
1979 - August is accepted into The Year, but still in hiding in fear of Chuck Norris
1983 - Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a school bus full of kids off a cliff, just because he feels like it
1985 - Death of soviet secretary general Tchernenko, from fear of Chuck Norris.
1986 - Just 41 days after the Space Shuttle Challenger answered once and for all the question of "Can a space shuttle blow up and not involve Captain Kirk," Chuck Norris takes over as head of NASA and promptly kicks the crap out of Jupiter.
1991 - Congressmen of the Eurasia appoint Bill Clinton to be the first president of Eurasia.
1991 one minute later - Bill Clinton died in the hospital from round-house kick related injuries
1993 - Kurt Cobain resorts to heroin, in fear of Chuck Norris, Elmo and This Guy.
2006 - March 10 began a day early due to the growing crack in time itself caused by a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
2007 - Thousands of highschool students invade Montreal. The streets are coated in puke.