Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 12

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March 12: Go To Say Something Profoundly Witty But End Up Making A Total Fool Of Yourself In Public Day

• 13 A.D. - Brian, son of Naughtius Maximus becomes the first user banned from the Latin-language Uncapædia after posting «Romanus eunt domus!» to MCCCXXXVII pages in succession.
• 1776 - Benjamin Franklin gets drunk, insults George Washington's mother. The two will not speak again for another 20 years.
• 1883 - Charles Nelson Reilly, 47th President of the United States born
• 1977 - A drunk Frank Sinatra joins The Sex Pistols onstage for a smashing duet of "My Way".
• 1979 - Bob Geldof told everyone to "Run like Hell" so some punsters end up putting infernal flames burning his whole stage down to ashes.
• 1982 - Hospital administrators announce disco is in a coma and not expected to survive.
• 1983 - Happy And Fun Death Syndrome (HANDS) is discovered to be the result of a computer virus that had recently devleoped machine-to-human transmission.
• 1984 - After a long and pronounced illness, disco is declared dead by doctors and everyone in the general public celebrates.
• 1997 - Marijuana is briefly declared legal in the U.S. This law is repealed later the same day after Bill Clinton and Al Gore finish their stash.
• 2001 - Osama Bin Laden sends a photo of the World Trade Center to George Bush with a note on the back reading 'Wish You Were Here.'
• 2005 - Uncle Meat, beloved relative of Frank Zappa dies.
• 2006 - The card game Ambition is outlawed in Saudi Arabia.
• 2007 - Mel Gibson becomes Pope.