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March 17: Sex Day (not Belgium)

• 13.Fish Abcd- The film BrokeBackMountain is produced staring Colin Mochrie, and The entire cast of Power Rangers.
• 17 1/2 bdac- Colin Mochrie develops a severe case of being dead from aids.
• 45 AD - Julius Caesar decides to invade the United States, but is hampered by the non-existence of the US at the time, and his untimely death 101 years previously. FUCK!
• 387 St. Patrick: "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking isle!" Proceeds to rape have sex with druidesses, in the name of God.
• 1702 - Irish leprechauns were reported to be having sex on the moors.
• 1802 - Elmo is born.
• 1861 - After a quick shag, returning from Belgium, Napoleon proclaims the Kingdom of Italy.
• 1918 - Germany loses some of its lands to Austria in an amicable game of Texas Hold 'Em.
• 1926 - Al Capone decided to have a cheese and baloney sandwich for breakfast. Unbeknownst to him, this event would eventually culminate in the following year's St. Valentine's Day massacre.
• 1931 - Nevada legalizes gambling whilst having sex.
• 1950 - California discovered by bombarding Los Angeles with ionized Hentaium and the heavy element Michaelmoorium.
• 2010 - The cancellation of American Idol leads to mass suicide in many American cities.
• 2030 - Ninjas impregnate all of New York, aging Chuck Norris.
• never - you have sex.