Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 23

March 23: International Gas Passing Day

20,000 BC - Ook Arrgk, famous Neanderthal philosopher, is the first humanoid to realize that he passed gas. He makes the famous statement "Me stink, therefore is"
30 - President Elvis Presley annexes the breakaway republic of Graceland.
1568 - The French try to bounce back from the First War of Religion Lost, by entering themselves into the Second War of Religion and continued their ongoing losing streak.
1834 - The first flying car, Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, is built by Henry Ford.
1951 - Uncle Fred invents "pull my finger".
1974 - Elvis poisoned by his own gas passing.
1976 - "Who cut the cheese?" replaces "Where's the beef?" as the world's favourite cliched catchphrase.
2006 - A Mr. Kevin Federline, due to the large amount of gas filling his cranial cavity, spontaniously combusts while lighting a cigarette. Medical staff suggest that this may be due to the excess gas escaping through his ears. Eyewitnesses in the area during the incident report that the nearby crowds responded with thunderous applause.
2007 - Hilary Duff is claimed as being a skinny retarded bitch on BET. A war is started in Canada in Hilary's honour.
2013 - Human produced gases are found to neutralise green house gases. Industrial workers rejoice, Greenpeace has no purpose and commits suicide.