Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 6

March 6: Roadkill Appreciation Day (North America & Australia)

Roadkill Appreciation Day in Australia & North America.

begining of time God creates universe by running over some intersteller opossum. Words stated, "Wtf waz taht Uber Big Bang?!"
1934 - Hitler runs over a small ferret in his Volkswagen, precipitating his later invasion of Poland
1962 - Julia Childs releases a groundbreaking roadkill culinary masterpiece titled Treadmarks and Tarragon.
1969 - President Nixon continues the Road Kill bombing over Vietnam.
1987 - Boris builds an electric Stomach.
1988 - Not to be outdone General Motors builds an Atomic Stomach.
1990 - Road Kill is offically the new Mystery Meat in School Lunches.
1995 - Steve Ballmer runs over my dog after yelling at the top of his lungs “I'm going to fucking bury that dog. I've done it before and I will do it again. I'm going to Fucking Kill that dog”.
1998 - Road killed.
2003 - Jesus's head is seen when a 16 year old tin of sardines is opened in Belfast.
2007 - 2008 is ran over by 2009
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