Mark Lawrenson
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Mark Lawrenson is the thirty-seventh Earl of Milton Keynes and a widely respected moustache and national buffoon. He enjoys a regular spot on the Liverpool Broadcasting Company's show "Socker Talk", where his outspoken views on gay divorce, genetic cleansing and internet farming have earned him an occult following of flanatics.
| I just think Liverpool will be too strong for them Gary. |
[edit] Descent into obscurity
"Lawr-arse" went into hiding during the 1998 Gulf War, due to his alleged links with the Iranian government of Ayatollah Gary Venables. His later conversion to catenaccionism was seen by many as an attempt to regain faith with Lord Hansen of Lochnagarh, a powerful but uneasy ally who had initially supported the candidature of "L-arse" for the Liverpool Broadcasting Company's "Rear of the Year", but later, under pressure from the American government, opted instead for Freddy Shepherd.
| I'm going for 2-0. Liverpool will have too much quality I'm afraid. |
He returned from hiding with a new wig- modelled on a thatched roof- and became a regular pundit on Public Toilet Midget Masturbation. It was around this time the BBC picked him up- first for a blow-job- and then to partner Anal Hansen on Match of The Day.
Mark Lawrenson is married and regularly takes it up the arse.
[edit] Last reported sightnings
The last reported sightings of "Arse" were in Little Borehampton in Worcestersterstersher, where several residents claimed to have seen a figure somewhat resembling Captain Beefheart circa 1974. It is believed that he was heading in the direction of talking about Liverpool. He always fecking is.
His nickname is CUNT.
Hence you may see many people around the East London and Essex area referring to moronic people as a 'Lawro'.
[edit] Tivia
- Lawro was once a member of the Chuckle Brothers, however a career in football, and the fact that Paul and Barry had "creative differences" with him put an end to his dream of driving the Chuckle Mobile around Preston.
- Contrary to popular belief, Lawro never shaved off his moustache. The truth is that it ran away from Lawro as it was sick of him. The current whereabouts are unknown, however MI5 believe it to be somewhere in or around Mexico City dealing cocaine on the streets to school children.
