Marquess of Queensberry
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“I have nothing to declare except that Queensberry was an all-around jackass.”
The Marquess of Queensberry was an all-around jackass from the 45th century AD who came back in time to teach us all how to kick some serious ass.
On August 9th 2008 She came (Or will come) to Central Park in New York threw a Portal In Space, Upon Arriving in the City she said "Mgosh there are alot of Asians!" And with her Might Dragon Sword She Inflicted at least 45 damage to Each Chinese Man walking the streets. After a 3 week Sentance to an all Womens Jailhouse in New Jersey (I am sparing you the Sexual Details due to the fact, Just look at the Picture! Seriously.) She Told the Local Gaming nerds of what was to come, in 2300 WoW and Runescape will hold hands and give birth to a Child Named World of Runecraft (Also Called Halo 9, Blast to the Past Part IV) and it will conquer the entire online world! and the outcoem of this will be the Most Nerdy People of All time! Which Inevitably Caused an Extreme Shortage of Oxy Cream, So she came back to the Past to Retrieve More Oxy, and Some Cheese-Crunch-Cadoodies to Satisfy her ultimate hunger. But the Nerds ignored her saying among themselves "A GIRL!? PLAYING RUNESCAPE! HAH THATS LIKE A LEVEL 47 MAGE BEATINg A LEVEL 47 BLACK KNIGHT WITH BLUE GNOME BOOTS!" "PMSL! EVERYONE KNOWS BLUE GNOMES BOOTS HAVE THE ULTIMATE POWER OF DESTRUCTION AND POWERNESS!" "LOLZ!"
After Feeling Betrayed By Her Fellow Nerds, The Marquess Decided to do the only thing she could to
help her Friends back home, If she became a Great Power than her Legend would live on into her own time, So she Began to Date the World's Overall Super-Power, The Burger King. After 5 Months of Dating the two were set to be married, and over night she became a Celebrity. People on CNN and MSNBC began to comment saying "Where did she come from?" "Who is she?" "Why the F*** Did she Marry the Burger King? God knows that fat pig in only gunna get fatter, Why didn't she marry like, Jared
or the Subway man, Or atleast someone less famous, so I wouldn't have to sit in this wobbily ass Chair and look at her Fat Ass. JESUS." (Last one of Course being FOX news.) After 78 Children (Pigs have babies by the dozen.)and 8 years of Marriage The Marquess was bored, So she set out on the town looking for a real man to **** her ***** *** **** with a **** ***** and to make her feel ** ******
- *** **** ** **** ********? So she met Oscar Wilde A poet who spent all his time at the Internet Cafe Commenting on Internet Comedy Encyclopedias. Oscar was Desperate for Sex, So he
Fell into the arms of Her, Where he was ****** **** * ***** ****** of ****** pain for Several days, When The King found out he had The Marquess frozen in Queensbury, Michigan. And on her tomb it said "MARQUESS OF QUEENSBURY" and 300 years later, She raises from the Dead and plays online, this pattern will continue to repeat itself until Chuck norris is so bored he decides to Kill the World.
