Martin Luther King
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“He's black!”
~ Captain Obvious on Martin Luther King
Martin Luther "Boss Tweed" Coon,often referred to as KFC, was some black guy who also was a famous pro-death penalty activist, plagarist, Holocaust denier, and homosexual street dancer. He is not to be confused with Martin Luther King Jr. who was a bitchin' loudmouth civil rights "activist".
MLK is the only african american man to actually accomplish something. He went against the grain and figured out that, in fact, african american's don't have a brain the size of a squirrels head like originally thought by many biological anthropologists. MLK was undoubtedly one of the most influential people of his time. He influenced an entire nation to hate caucasians. To have that type of power is, of itself, unbelievable. To compare MLK to anything less than our lord and savior himself (GOD), would be a sham and racist. Mein Kumpf is underrated--- One Love.
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[edit] Support of the Death Penalty
i dide by getting shot by my own wife. she was damn WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!
[edit] Street Dancing
Upon his unsuccessful attempts to gain momentum for the death penalty, he took up street dancing as his only hobby. His unique dancing style went unnoticed, however, because nobody gave a shit about King anymore.
Wyoming Representative Richard "Dick" Cheney arrived to the House of Representatives on June 7, 1975, stoned on pot and introduced legislation honoring Martin Luther King as a "great American who has an unusually large penis." Recognizing the importance of King's contributions to human rights, the legislation passed unanimously in the House. In the Senate, only Alaska Senator Ted Stevens voted against it, citing that his penis was, "in fact, larger" than King's.
[edit] Death
No, he didn't died. he is still alive. I think he is 256 years old. And to this very day hes still a massive wog! Who doesnt know his head from his arse..
[edit] MLK Productions
In 2001 a British dairy manufacture decided to re brand their milk to MLK as it uncannily looks like the word MILK. It proved to be a huge success and instead of printing images of most wanted criminals (since they aren't as paranoid as that in Britain) they replaced it with a famous MLK quote such as I have a dream! That bannana milk and chocolate milk can be made into one unique flavour!
[edit] Reincarnation
He is now living among us... again as the dark (in skin) evil leader Paolo Guzman. He reincarnated due to addiction to Super Ghandi Comics. People even say that he is now immortal and he will someday be "Black Hitler".
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However, there has been another theory suggesting that the FBI and the Mossad sent a racist nut named James Earl Jones out to kill him because he was threatening the oppression of brothers in The Holy Land. It is also said that Jesse Jackson knew of this, but refuses to say anything about it (this may also explain his total ineptedness at serioussly bettering his "brothers").
