Marty McFly
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“Mukfwai!!”
~ The Jitz on before firing someone
“Hey McFly!Why you steal my name in 1885??!!”
~ Clint Eastwood on Marty McFly
“HEY MCFLY! FLY LIKE A CHICKEN”
~ BIFF TANNEN on Marty McFly
“THINK McFly, THINK!”
~ Biff Tannen on Marty Mcfly
“WEAD MY FAX!!”
~ Hayao Miyazaki on Marty McFly
Marty McFly (June 9, 1968 – February 18, 1967), was the (emosexual) lead singer for the 80's pop-rock group The Pin Heads and had a poultry farm in Hill Valley, Timessee. He used to sell chicken by stealing Biff Tannen's chicken kept in Biff Co. institute of chicken cloning and time travel. Now he's retired as a time traveller. He believes, "If chicken can travel through time, why can't I?". This is exactly why Biff used to call him 'Chicken'. He travels through time in his past time by intoxicating himself with too much Space JuJu. He is fond of Marijuana and Cocain. McFly quit the chicken industry and committed his life to science as he desired (after his short love affair with Sigmund Freud) meeting his mother in her youth. Specializing in a mix between biology and political science, McFly invented a Time Machine with his assisstant Dr Emmett Brown. Using this machine, McFly made a journey to the year 3005, where he met Gandalf.
He immediately traveled back to the year 1955 to escape Middle East tensions of the time. While in the year 1955, he met and fell in love with Helen G. Wells, despite the fact she was his mother. To bypass a Californian law forbidding marriage between mother and son, McFly changed his name to Calvin Klein. A year after marriage, the couple gave birth to their first son, Crispin Glover, who later played McFly in the Autobiographical movie of his life, Police Academy. On February 15, 1967, shortly after the conception of the couple's second child, Marty McFly, Jr., McFly was struck by Force Lightning while fixing the town clock during the early morning hours. He died 3 days later.
However, since he had died in the past trying to fix the future he never really died in the first place, meaning he did go back into the future and die. For more information, please refer to SEHS.
Marty McFly is also the inventor of the board game Huey Lewis and The News
