Marvel Comics

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Marvel Comics, otherwise known as "Not-DC-Comics-which-is-totally-for-retards Comics" or "We-don't-know-how-to-write-good-comics-so-everybody-is-dark-and/or-mopey Comics" is a comic book company that mainly publishes books about the X-Men, a soap opera concerning people who can shoot laser beams from their eyes and makes absolutely no sense.

Marvel also occasionally publishes other titles such as Spiderman, based on the 2007 film Spiderman 3 about a tap dancing emo kid who can fly. As one of the top two comic book publishers in the US, its books are read by literally tens of rapidly aging fans every week.

Within the Marvel continuity, there are endless alternate universe scenarios, and so many super-beings, that one's head would asplode if they even tried to comprehend a fraction of the information. Additionally, most of the stuff that happens during the course of the trillions of issues, is totally random-ass crap that doesn't make any sense, unless you have purchased and read EVERY SINGLE ISSUE of that series, and of at least 5 other Marvel series that share the same title.

[edit] History

marvel comics is most commonly known as "the not DC-comics" comics. It was first founded in 1894. It went Bankrupt in 1909. After it's shares were bought over by Nameless Ent, it was named Nameless Comics. However, it went bankrupt again in 1950. It's shares were then bought over by Aimless Ent, causing it to be renamed Aimless Comics. In 1989, it once again went broke. It's shares were bought over and it was renamed Fameless Comics. In 1999, Mr. Mar Vell mass purchased the company shares, resulting in him domineering the company. It was then renamed Marvel Comics after Mar Vell. Since then, movies such as Scorpion-Man, Z-Men, Fearangel, Angel Rider, Bulk, Beelektra have been filmed.

[edit] Current Titles

Marvel Comics currently publishes several dozen "X-books," or books about the X-Men! The large number of X-books is justified, because it takes 5 to 6 issues for anything to happen! This is called "writing for trade!"

[edit] In Short

Marvel is the greatest comic book company out there. They also create many awe-inspiring movies and a few crappy ones marvels practically Stan Lee the other guys are like unknown even the Creator isn't more famous the Stan Lee. One should achieve as much Marvel paraphanaleia as humanly or meta-humanly possible!!!! Other titles include:

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	The heroes, villains, and other people of Marvel Comics, from the creators of Stan Lee's Stripperella, and other Marvel classics as compiled by Uncyclopedia!
Superheroes and heroines	Captain Planet - The Amazing Fiber-Man - Spider-Woman - Mary Jane - The Incredible Hunk - Black Cat - Daredevil - Dr. Strange - Iron Man - The Punisher - Conan the Barbarian - Ghost Rider - Igloo - The other Captain Marvel
Supervillains	Venom - Dr. Doom - Emperor Galactus of the World and Universe - Juggernaut - Mecha-Dracula - Rob Liefeld - Batroc - Kool-Aid Man - Loki - Fred Phelps - Venom - Dr. Octopus
X-Men	Professor X - Apocyclopse - Gene Grey - Beast - Wolverine - Bishop - Cable the Larry Guy
Salacious Six	Sr. Tentacles - The Grand Mysterious R2-D2 Recolor - The Wang - Steve Irwin - Sabertooth
Other teams	The Revengers - The Fantastic Four - The Omnipotent Seven