Master bait
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- This article is about fishing (no, really - it is). For some other popular hobbies, see Masturbation (disambiguation).
Master bait is bait used to stimulate fish. This kind of bait is also used to trap fish in a net so they can be eaten by humans that motivate them to masturbate; hence the word pun.
The Dopefish will be fooled into eating master bait because he will think he is seeing Commander Keen; when he is trying to eat him. The oceans may be infested with the Dopefish seen in Commander Keen.
[edit] Industrial uses
Master bait is used a lot in the fishing industry. Alaskan fishermen use master bait to capture tasty lobsters for people to submerge in butter for a better taste. fishermen make millions of dollars; just because they have the opportunity to masturbate while using their master bait.
[edit] Other meanings
- People often find good sperm to fish out of their testicles.
- Animals will end up with cut-up gums when they fall for the bait.
- Stuff that sperm whales are sucked into.
[edit] See also
Categories: Sexuality | Fishing | Food
