Max Schreck
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[edit] Childhood
Maxamillion "Max" Schreck was west Philadelphia born and raised. In 'da playground is where he spendin' most of his days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, and shootin' up some b-ball outside of 'da school.
[edit] Career
Max went on after his humble upbringing to become a world recognized actor, magician, puppeteer, and cobbler.
His most notable performances as an actor include:
- Chandler on the 90's sitcom Friends
- Michael Jordan
- Nosferatu in SpongeBob Squarepants
- John Malcovich as John Malcovich in Being John Malcovich
- The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
[edit] Scientific Achievements
The well known actor eventually left his career in order to begin his studies into the fields of quantum mechanics, long division, and bio-nuclemic erosion. His advances in scientific studies earned him 18 Nobel Prizes for Science and 3 Grammy Awards.
Max eventually applied his innovation to invention, and his ideas have helped shape our culture in unimaginable ways. Some of his most famous inventions include:
- Christmas trees
- Water
- The Windows "Start" button
- The RIAA
- Metallica
- Crying
- Laser Fusion
- Denmark
- Dice in the Mirror
[edit] Military Achievements
Although his achievemenents in research and develpmont were "big 'n plenty" (as described by literary enthusiast Doug E. Doug), the importance of his military victories must not be under-looked.
[edit] The American Civil War
Max Schreck's appearance in Gettysburg is often referred to as Pickett's Charge. The word "Pickett" is actually a mistranslation from the German phrase "Meister vom ganzen Universum", which means "Master of all the Universe", a name given to Max after his defeating Jesus and Optimus Prime in space. Although Max's suicide charge against Union troops resulted in one of the biggest military failures in history, it has served as an iconic piece of history destined to plague American middle school students for years to come.
[edit] The Battle of Bel Air
A couple of guys said he was up to no good, they started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared, And he moved in with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
