Max Stirner
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Max Stirner was a very bad man. He is was one of the founders of Anarchism and a founding member of the Sex Pistols. His philosophy was one of Nihilism combined with Satanism. He is famous for urging chaos, disorder, lots of Sex,and kitten huffing.
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[edit] Early years
As soon as Max was born, the local priest claimed the child to be the Antichrist. He was the kind of kid who stepped on bugs for fun. At sun day services he randomly yelled out "This is motherfucking BORING!". This behavior alienated him and he realized he needed a new hobby. When he got into college he found this hobby in philosophy and drugs.
[edit] Student of Hegel
In college Max was taught by Georg Hegel. Hegel's Pong based philosophy influenced the young man deeply. When not in the class room, he learned things that he thought more important. Mainly how to party. He learned kitten huffing from the master himself:This Guy, he learned the art of Sex from both Paris Hilton and Oscar Wilde (sometimes at the same time), and he perfected his studies in evil when he met Emperor Palpatine. While he never was a sith officially, Stirner was a big influence to Palpatine(kill the younglings). Also around this time Stirner joined with the band the Sex Pistols to invent Punk rock. The line in the the song Anarchy in the UK "I am an antichrist, I am an anarchist!" is said to be about Stirner. He also bonded with other students of Hegel including Karl Marx. Eventually they had changes in thought and Marx went in one direction (Communism) and Stirner in another (Anarchism). They remained friends till Stirner called Marx a Humanitarian pussy.
[edit] Fuck Hegel
Max's new Nihilist philosophy made him write the only book anyone really cares about by him called The Ego and It's Own. In this book Stirner said "Do what ever you want. Rape, pillage, murder, destroy...It's all the same." He also modified Hegel's ideas. "Pong is Chaotic, if you go into the system you can reprogram with it. Break the rules. Ball not going past the other player, cheat and punch the other player in the face."
[edit] Death
Stirner died of drug overdose. Nobody came to his funeral.
