Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 2

May 2: Leper Kissing Day in Romania, Throw live babies into the ocean day (Japan)

483 BC - Gautama Buddha dies, having finally achieved his lifetime best score on Pac-man. Only to have his score be beaten one minute later by God
20 AD - Jesus Kisses First Leper
1390 - Chaucer invents the toaster.
1822 - The English town of Gimbley Gulch is destroyed in an avalanche of discarded maypoles.
1856 - Carbon-dating shows that fire was actually invented by Google.
1876 - Behind schedule, the April Uprising breaks out in Bulgaria.
1923 - The first test-flight of the Jumbo Jet is aborted when engineers discover that the jet engine hasn't been invented yet.
1936 - God declares linear progression of time 'boring' and bans it. Confusing nonsense ensues.
1942 - Mick Jagger is born and immiediately finds he cant get no satisfaction, oh no no.
1985 - Leg warmers officially registered 'unfashionable' by United Nations.
1986 - Coke debuts its "New Coke", in a convoluted and ultimate successful attempt to increase sales of Pepsi.
2000 - Mexico exhausts its supply of refried beans following the trade embargo imposed by the Council for Fresh Air.
2015 - Afghanistan wins the World Cup in Quidditch, beating the Robotic ghost pirates with 40-love.
2020 - Japan learns that babies are useless, so they are all thrown into the ocean.
2110 - No Japanese are left.
1997 - Armenians decide that monobrows are very very attractive.