Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 23
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May 23: Stoat Molesting Night
- 818 - The Force is disturbed for the first time.
- 1000 - Madonna (pop star) is born from an egg layed by a horse.
- 1783 - Due to a lack of women, American pioneers settle for stoats.
- 1828 - Soap factory accident creates marshmallows.
- 1829 - Marshmallow factory accident creates humor.
- 1834 - The Force puts a DO NOT DISTURB sign on her door.
- 1913 - Igor Stravinsky's The Rite Of Spring is first performed in Paris. It is a huge success and nobody riots, not even a little.
- 1924 - Swampmallows, a popular alternative to marshmallows, are hunted to extinction.
- 2000 - B.O. level in Otakon reaches intolerable levels, government issues airstrike.
- 2001 - TimeWarner merges with Canadian Canned Worms.
- 2002 - Canadian Canned Worms TimeWarner buys Microsoft.
- 2003 - Microsoft eats Canadian Canned Worms Timewarner from the inside. Bill Gates acquires superpowers and destroys building in a Katsuhiro Otomo style.
- 2004 - Chapulin Colorado single-handedly defeats Bill Gates.
- 2006 - Today is celebrated. Hurrah!
- 2006 - Ask Hal 9000 created.
- 2007 - Jesus decides to create the world-renouned World of Warcraft, a game that will live in infamy.
- 2007 - President George W. Bush accidentally knocks over his ant farm and cries.
- 2027 - iPod's take over the iWorld
