McDonald's/McMenu

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• McDollar menu
• McSalmonella Sizzles
• E=Mc2

A typical Big Mac.

McDonald's ice cream is made from recycled dead fluorescent bulbs.

Jesus seen enjoying a McBetrayal and fries at the Last Supper.

Lightning McQueen, from Cars

Ronald McDonald as a baby.

He's here for no reason. Maybe, just maybe, he's Gospel singing

He wants Your soul because he suffers from Gingervitis, and we all know gingers don't have souls... He will touch your McPenis.

• McMcMc
• McHammer (McRap mike special option)
• McCowpenis
• McCowpenis w/whitesauce
• McDaddy
• McMcarthy
• McRoadkill
• McCain
• McLipo
• McDamned if I McKnow
• McStuffed if I McKnow
• McMaoZedong (with special Red sauce)
• The Fappy Meal... cums with a banana
• The Sad Meal (consisting of a broken toy, spoiled meat, and fries that have been under the grill for six weeks)
• McHealthy "McSnack" McInstead of 53 Mcgrams or so, this Mchas about 49.6 Mcgrams of MCfat. It consists of Mc16 Mcfrench Mcfries. No Mcsalt. And a really Mcgross dried out Mcpickle. McBuy one. Mc.
• McMickey McMouse McBurger
• McCrapper-Hearty Mcwhole grain lard dipped in Mccow crap with 97 Mcgrams of fat sprinkled on with Mcbasil and Mconions for extra bad Mcbreath, with 10 years of Mcrust dumped on the lard with a large bucket of toilet Mcwater as a Mcbeverage.(**includes a roll of toilet paper "just in case")
• McHead-Pounding Triple McPounder
• McFries, large, with 6 packs of ketchup. No make that 16, since the folded up napkin will absorb 10 of the packets. Thanks.
• McEgg McMuffled
• McWhopper (stolen from McBurger King, hehehe.)
• McMacPattyWhack
• McCardiovascularDisease
• McGrumpy Meal (a crappy patty, a stick of celery, a plastic talking bee, and a crab apple)
• McHaggis Burger
• McBorscht (Only in Newfoundland)
• McSmatijove (Malaysian branches)
• McGoatse
• McLovehandles
• McThunder McThighs
• McShit
• Mc Hammer
• McCluckety Meal
• McBurger of McDeath- Oh noes!!
• McWhoop-Dee--Doo
• Mc Escher
• McSuicide
• McWeapons of Mass McDestruction
• McMedicalwaste
• The McApocalypse
• If you read all of these you really need to get a McLife.
• McLovin- Character from Superbad
• McLife The burger that shows who you are! The bigger it is, the more you really shouldn't be eating at McDonald's.
• McMuffintop
• Mr. McT- he pities the McFoo!
• Mc.trola
• McZee
• McCrack
• McMorphine
• McOrphan
• McWhat the fuck?
• McMy girlfreind left me cause im too Mcgay
• McMigrane
• McProstitute
• Mc Slut- Comes with a frie shape dildo
• McHoly I have no life why the am i still writing?
• McThird world country
• McGasoline
• McNitroglycerine
• McPorno With Lots of Special Sauce
• Chicken McTesticles
• McEmo(comes with MCR CD and razorblades)
• McChickenpepsi
• McShoop Da Woop
• McPepsi
• McLAX
• McDiapers
• McCondoms
• Mcrusty dick surprise
• Mcdick
• Mcfuck you up the ass surprise
• McWank
• McChurch Hill Downs McMystery Meat
• McWater with McIce (remember, only 50 calories!!!)
• McBeth
• McFLUBERYBURGER
• McWhale
• McLeadTainted (Made in China)
• MCburger, that looks like a burger king burger,oh crap, I've said to much!
• McPizza
• McWater (Made from the purest Cincinnati Tap Water,recycled from New York Toilet Water)
• Mc Milkshake (Don't ask us,but we know it didn't come from a cow's utter...)
• Mc Grue (may attract angry grues)
• Mc Nickel (Not the metal, idiot...)
• Mc Soul (Reserved for Ronald,made from homeless people,and hippies)
• McAnthrax (imported from Russia)
• McShroomz
• McLSD
• McPuppies (McOMFG!)