McDonaldland
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| Motto: "I'm lovin' it!" | |||||
| Anthem: "McDonaldland theme song" | |||||
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| Capital | McDonaldland City | ||||
| Largest city | McDonaldland City is the largest and only city in all of McDonaldland. | ||||
| Official languages | English | ||||
| Government | Plutocracy | ||||
| -King of McDonaldland | Ronald McDonald | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Hamburgler, Grimace | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | The 50's. | ||||
| Currency | US Dollars | ||||
| Religion | McJesus | ||||
| Major exports | mad cow beef, [[Happy Meal]], Big Mac, Double Quarter Pounder | ||||
| Major imports | McKiddies | ||||
| Opening hours | 24 hours a day | ||||
McDonaldland is a country located from hidden portals inside McDonald's restaurants. No one has ever found any of the hidden portals, but supposedly there are some there. They seem to be hidden inside the workers' area if anywhere, but definitely NOT under the Fountain drink machine and definitely NOT through the hatch labeled Mc.matinince under said machine and definitely NOT in door number three in said hatch. Oh, and definitely NOT in the door labeled freezer.
[edit] History
The McRepublic of McDonaldland was Mcfounded in 1972 by Ronald McDonald and George W. McCheese on a small island off the coast of the first McDonald's restaurant, a small island filled with junk food growing in the wild. Ronald decided that the McDonald's would get more money by having a small little place like this accessed by the then-unknown teleportation machines that started to be hidden in restaurants.
The McRepulic bred a vast plethora of humunculi from the bizarre regenerative plant DNA on the island. only a small fraction survived to serve the army, including A purple beaver named Grimace. Grimace starred in the good version of narnia as the giant soiled diapers, and helped shape and enforce the law, but was sent to the slaughterhouse when he stole cups from the kings servants. Interestingly enough he survived only receiving brain damage because NOTHING can kill the Grimace.
At first, McDonaldland was a peaceful place, filled with restaurants of giant junk foods paid to clip french fries off of trees and pick hamburgers off of bushes, even though this is pretty useless if you have scissors of your own and you somehow found the way there. But, apparently, scissors are reserved only to McDonald's workers on the island.
After not-so-peaceful characters, such as Evil Grimace and the Hamburglar started coming there, Ronald and McCheese decided that the island was no longer safe to visit in ways other than by hidden teleport. Certainly this would help people be led into thinking that it does not exist. About twenty-five years later, commercials about McDonaldLand were taken off the air so people like Taliban would not figure out about it.
In 2005, Mcdonalds Developed Type-5 RSA Peacekeeper ICBM'S, creating international Diplomatic Row. President Ronald McDonald states "They are for Peaceful Means".
[edit] Geography
McDonaldland is well known for its extraordinary agriculture of junk food inhabiting the wild. Somehow, this never grows anywhere else on the planet and only there. Certain similarities are manifest in the Bologna Cacti of southern Ergoth, and the french toast fields of eastsouthward France [owned by parent company of IHOP {Haliburton & Co.}]
However, Scott Finney, a noteworthy scientist, suspects that "while likelihood of a naturally occurring bologna cactus is plausable, the aforementioned burger trees and french toast plants are completely manmade and a fabrication of science terribly gone wrong."
Although several attempts have been made to divulge the genetic makeup of the hamburger trees, there is a recurring pattern of contaminated samples. A majority of the time, these samples were mailed to the lab in containers laden with feces and fermaldehyde, and were traced directly to Mayor McCheese's office.
[edit] Fast facts
AREA -- 10 square miles (25.9 square kilometers)
POPULATION -- about 0.31457888888 according to 2005 census
CONTINENT -- North America
NATIONAL DISH -- [[Happy Meal]]
NATIONAL BIRD -- McChicken
NATIONAL FISH -- Filet-O-Fish
NATIONAL TREE -- Apple Pie
NATIONAL DRINK -- Diet Coke
NATIONAL TOY -- Sparking, propane-squirting, lead barbie
NATONAL ANTHEM -- "King was laid waste. Ronald made this our place. That's why we praise King McDonald."
