Mecca

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Citizens of Mecca gather to celebrate the city's 57th Independence Day in 2004

Mecca ("Holy City" or "A great place to get stoned" in Arabic, "City of the Worshippers of the Great Rock" in Turkish, "City of the Pigs" in Hebrew, "City of the Goats" in German, a.k.a. Decepticon City) was one of the three cities in Saudi Arabia, (a.k.a. Sauna Arabia), the others being Gotham City and Shelbyville. Its is the holy city for the muslims, and the capital of the Evil Empire.

1 History
2 Holy City of the Muslims
3 Westerners able to visit Mecca after Mickey Mouse's visit
4 Geografy

[edit] History

[edit] Prehistoric Ages

Mecca was founded in 666 BC by Osama bin Laden, who was then still known as Anakin Skywalker. In these times Mecca was a peaceful city as it was inhabited by Hobbits and their goats.

[edit] Medieval Ages

After Evil Bert founded islam, he sent his accomplice, Muhammad with the goat, to Mecca, because their happened to be a lot of goats in Mecca. Because Muhammad was so fond of goats, he converted all goats to islam and killed all the Hobbits, mistaking them for Jews. Seeing Muhammad kill the Hobbits, Anakin Skywalker pretended to be a goat. When Muhammad brought all the goats to Evil Bert, Evil Bert was enraged because Muhammad killed all the Hobbits, who could have been converted to muslim-soldiers, and left Anakin Skywalker, a Jew, alive. Evil Bert prohibited all muslims from having any contact with goats (because Evil Bert spoke English, Muhammad did not understand this frase, and being fond of goats, he translated "goat" into "pig" whilst writing the Qu'ran). Furthermore he tried to kill Anakin Skywalker, who unfortunately did not die. Being seriously injured, Muhammad - again mistaking Anakin for a goat - transformed him into Darth Vader. Being immortal, Darth Vader became Evil Bert's right hand after Muhammad's death.

[edit] The Enlightenment

During the Enlightenment Darth Vader closed the city of Mecca for all non-muslims. Because of this, being in Mecca is like going through a time machine. It is said that only two people have the key to the city of Mecca: Evil Bert and Darth Vader. Because all Americans know Darth Vader, he transformed himself - with the help of Decepticon leader Megatron - into Osama bin Laden. It is said that Osama can also transform into a plane. Unfortunately two of his clones hit the WTC in 2001, so now it is known that Darth Vader transformed into Osama bin Laden.

The Kaaba in Mecca is a popular tourist spot for westerners

[edit] Modern Times

After Megatron transformed Darth Vader into Osama bin Laden, he demanded that a city be given to his fellow Decepticons. Evil Bert and Osama agreed that Mecca should be given to the Decepticons, if they agreed to convert to islam. Megatron said that he agreed, as long as the Decepticons do not wear towels on their heads. As Mecca was given to the Decepticons, Megatron made it able to transform it into a giant robot: Allah Supreme.

After the Osama clones hit the WTC and Evil Bert kidnapped Ernie the Jew; Super Jew, Batman and Optimus Prime were very pissed and attacked Mecca. Megatron made Mecca transform into Allah Supreme, but after an awsome fight Allah Supreme was defeated. The robot was shred and converted into hosts. During the battle, muslims and Decepticons fled to Gotham City, where they chose the Joker to be their new leader. Evil Bert and Osama bin Laden however fled to Shelbyville, where they opened their own nuclear power plant in order to create Weapons of Mass Destruction.

[edit] Holy City of the Muslims

Mecca was the holiest of all cities to the muslims. In the past all muslims prayed with their head towards Mecca, id est towards the East. Today there are only two holy cities left: Gotham City and Shelbyville. Therefore some muslims nowadays pray towards the North-North-East (the location of Shelbyville) and some pray towards the South-West (Gotham City).

[edit] Westerners able to visit Mecca after Mickey Mouse's visit

After Mickey Mouse pissed against the giant rock, no westerners were allowed to penetrate Mecca. Therefore it was said that muslims hid Weapons of Mass Destruction in Mecca. This however is complete bullshit, because if they had WMDs, they would have destroyed the West allready.

Moreover some westerners were able to visit Mecca: