Mediocrates
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Mediocrates was an eminently forgettable ancient Greek philosopher and mathematician. He was a middle-class white male land-renter. In school, he averaged about 2.5 GPA, exhibiting middling performance in all subject areas. The only thing remarkable about him was, ironically, that he was not a hypocrite. Unlike all the other philosophers, who preached modesty and chastity, then went off and strutted their stuff and fooled around, when Mediocrates preached mediocrity, he lived mediocrely.
[edit] Contributions
Mediocrates' contributions to philosophy were neither particularly significant or even very original. His sole original idea was the invention of the status quo. Mediocrates elaborated on this in his essay The Status Quo—What the Fuck Is It? which went on to score 5 out of 10 in Pee Review.
In mathematics, Mediocrates is mostly forgotten remembered for his discovery of the lowest common denominator.
He is also the patron saint of bureaucrats and bureaucracy.
[edit] See Also
- Idiocrates
- Moronicus
- Suburban life
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