Mediterranean Sea
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“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.â€
~ Oscar Wilde on Fashion
This is also very apt to describe the Mediterranean, a cesspit of ugliness and constant change.
"OMFGZZZ LYK TEH SHIFT!1!ONE LOL A REAL OSCAR WILDE QUOTE!!1" ~ 12 year old girl, on the above.
"Have being on the internet since age of 5, but doubting a 12 year old would reconize an Oscar Wilde quote, I wonder if the above is truly typed from a 12 year old girl." ~ 13 year old girl, who just had her birthday... Yay! Which reminds her that she still has icecream cake left...
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[edit] Pronunciation
MEDDY (MED DEE) from "The chavs guide to holidaying."
VILLA from "The middle class guide to appearing posh."
PISSUP from "The geordies guide to aving a big night oot like."
SHAGFEST referring to the "18-30 clubbers" holiday brochure.
[edit] Description
The Mediterranean can best be described as the dumping ground for all the waste produced by Europe, in that not only does Europe export all its unwanted merchandise, but also most people spend two weeks of every year going there to burn till they look like overdone foie gras.
The species known as celery tried to invade the Mediterranean, but shrivelled up like John Leslie's scrotum after a particularly hard night out on Carol Smillie.
Murphy's third law states that: "If any bad is going to happen, it'll happen in the Mediterranean"
According to scientists, the only other place worse than the colonic irrigation that is the Mediterranean is infact, Australia, since the Mediterranean does not have the vermin problem that Australia suffers from... Australians.
[edit] Countries
[edit] Trivia
- The people of the Mediterranean exist solely on Olive oil, which is derived by squeezing the Bariscotin from them in giant presses known as Wales.
- Women who travel to the Mediterranean often go with the intention of finding themselves an exotic husband, however since there is only one man in the entire native populace there would appear to be approximately 2,645,726 women married to a man called Paolo Kintinkera, which is currently known to be one of John Leslie's pseudonyms.
- The Mediterranean smells of George W. Bush.
- Mediterranean actually means We couldn't think of something good, so we thought of something no one can pronounce.
| Earth's Fifteen Oceans |
| Antarctic Ocean ~ Atlantean Ocean ~ Atlantic Ocean ~ Billy Ocean ~ Boiling Pitch Ocean |
| Dawson's Creek ~ Indian Ocean ~ Martian Ocean ~ Mediterranean |
| Ocean Connery ~ Pacific Ocean ~ Phlegmatic Ocean ~ Russian Ocean ~ Southern Ocean |
