Medusa

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Medusa after smoking some pot.

“I'm done with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' bitch!”

~ Samuel L. Jackson on Medusa

SHE IS MARRIED TO MICHAEL JACKSON

Medusa is a mythological creature created by a Greek, shortly after he smoked some pot. The Medusa has snakes instead of hair (including pubic hair) and it can turn you into stone if you look at her eyes. No, I don't know the connection between snakes-for-hair and turn-you-into-stone, but, you know, that's pot for you.

[edit] Powers

• Turn you into stone if you look at her eyes
• Not going crazy with twenty snakes on the top of her head hissing all the fucking time
• Scaring her barber shitless

[edit] How to Survive an Encounter with the Medusa

• Just turn your back to her and run in the general direction of "away".

If you don't do that, you're kind of a jerk. In the eventuality you're locked in a room with her, though:

• Keep your eyes open, you idiot, just don't look at HER eyes. Focus on her tits and punch the bitch.