Meepers

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Meepers are protruding hairs that do not conform with the rest of one's hair and are located towards the frontal region of one's head. They can sometimes resemble the devil's horns or simply prickly things that stick out of one's head.

[edit] Background and Origin

Meepers are a unique biological phenomenon that was identified in 1903 by Myren Gwen (Nguyen The correct pronunciation). Gwen was an Asian hairstylist from Appalachia who founded The International Meepers Association (TIMA). Today, an annual conference is held to increase further research and development in Meeper Reduction.

[edit] Prevalence Rate

The prevalence rate of meepers are not as high in other ethnicities and genders, but are very high in Asian women and are usually distinguishable when one's hair is pulled back.

[edit] Treatment

Although extensive research has been done, there is no cure for meepers. For temporary relief, it has been suggested to use hairspray, wear a hat, or a head band.

[edit] The Meeper Call

Once one has identified meepers, it is courteous to do a meeper call by simply speaking in a high pitch voice and saying "Meep!" This will bring more attention to the meepers and make you look like a Riff Rafter. The meeper call is not affiliated with the Road Runner on Wile E. Coyote.