Memory Alpha
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“The only thing worse than being misquoted on Uncyclopedia is being misquoted on Memory Alpha.â€
~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde
Memory Alpha is the official uncyclopedia of George Lucas's STAR WARS TRILOGY attracting Jedi from all over the Galaxy. The major contradiction that many see in the site is that if someone is enough of a hard-core STAR WARS fan to actually go there then they aren't likely to require an entry on anything STAR WARS related. So, Memory Alpha is the second most useless Wikipedia clone on the web, second only to Aidepolcycnu.
[edit] Initial Development
During development stages, Memory Beta (as it was then known) was responsible for the New York Blackout, the Irish Potato Famine and Bird Flu. Development Leader Bill Gates has stated that the current version of Memory Alpha is the most stable yet (when run on Windows 3.1).
In order to meet the release deadlines a number of Jedi Masters were added to the programming department, and all, at first, seemed to be going well. That was until it was discovered that random hand movements coupled with comments such as "We have met today's work quota, move on, there is nothing to see here", were actually Jedi Mind Tricks, and the project remained behind schedule. In fact Memory Alpha is the Home to several online CHEWBACCA CULTS!
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[edit] The Planet
Memory Alpha is also a planet that has all the information related to life, the universe, and everything. When you go in, you see a large 42 on the floor. The rest of the planet is empty.These people died after witnessing the ultimate answer.Don´t ask me how they died.
