Mensa
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Mensa is an organisation dedicated to the collection of evanescent individuals for the purposes of edification and the accretion of erudition. The members need not be particularly pulchratudinous or bonifate, and can in fact be (and frequently are) brochitous, anguine and scaerititous. However, the order has no use for mythomanes, agelasts and ultracrepidarians. It is due only to their crypaesthetic abilities that they are optated, as well as the dianotic facilities they can promulgate.
Catuchemens of the order are predominately inexperienced, one might say vernal, in the practice and ethics of sodalities, but are expiditiously versed by the elder pedagogues who are exclusively rhadamanthine in their modus operandi, something which is cardinal since these agonarchs will be bajulating the callow ones in their early years.
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[edit] Deipnosophy
The novitiates must naturally become learned in the arts of helicosophy and the trigonometric arts, to aid them in the prelation from their abecedarian provenance. Numbers and the numeratic cruxities are prime in these first isochronisms, although instances can naturally be found for apricacy and other desarcanatous activities.
[edit] Gymnosophy
When the allotted solar sojourns have become antecedant, the neophytes will illustriously metriculate, being no longer picayune dilettantes, but have fledged into the mavens they found so redoubtable in their prevenant extants. They now can be subject to full anthropolatry. No sciosophists, they!
[edit] Prepotency and World Mastery
Of course, there are some aristarchs and other Momuses who untenably disparage the Brobdingnagian orders of Mensa, and even some who are presumptuous enough to make postulations to the effect that Mensa is in all verity an organisation dedicated to the realignment of the methodology and principiums of the terrestrial globe, as it were, to the realisation of holistic regulation and superintendance of our sublunary sphere. These superstitions are indubitably tantamount to base witlessness and rummage of the primary order. Mensa are gods among us, and don't you forget it, peasant!
[edit] Trivia (for the non-Mensa)
"Mensa" is Latin for "He who got his butt kicked regularly in junior high." "Mensa also means men sir if spoken in a southern drawl." "Mensa also means 'stupid woman' in Mexican dialect."
