Michael Buble
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Michael Steven Buble (pronounced "Bubbly-wubbly") was born September 9th, 1925 in Burnaby, BC, Canadia. He is 82 years old and still stuck in the 1930's. For just under 70 years he struggled as a lounge singer, wedding singer, garbage singer, basketball singer and hockey freak. He finally got his big break with the help of his grandfather Mitch (32yrs)a plumber who would put toilets in, in order for his grandson to play at certain venues. Yes, he really was that bad.
Bubble finally got his big break just over ten years ago with his hit CD It's Time. It certainly was about time.
[edit] Private Life
Yes this is all the fans give a shit about, his private life. Michael is currently dating 24 year old British actress Emily Blunt, a much plainer version of his last squeeze, Debbie Timuss. At least we never saw pictures of him tryin to rip Debbies dress off and we are all wondering were the fuck hes taking her in this picture and im pritty certain that if he had asked her to leave with him she wud hav said yes he didn't have to grab her dress like some sort of wild animal and for all a imature readers his name has to be mentioned yes thats right its pronounced michael boob-lay by sniggering school children up and down the country such as the students of perins school who frequantly talk about the humorous side to his name most of all it is talked about in english lessons between Alix Lane, Esta Southwick, Dan mongihan ( spelling ? )and Ross Ellet . He keeps his chubby good looks under wrap with severe skin radiation treatment ( hes the only gay in the spa )and various other operations, including work on his vocal cords to prevent habitual smoking damage. Yes, he does look only 32 years old... I need to find his doctor. At 82 years of age, I gotta admit, he isn't doing too bad.
[edit] Discography
- self titl' (2000)
- "It's About Time" (2003)
- Sway (2005)
- "Call Me irresponsible" (2008)
