Microsoftland

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Microsoftland is the new name of the state of Montana since the Nike Revolution of 2006.

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It all started in 0 BNR, when California, Oregon and Washington merged into Calorington during the Nike Revolution. This event left Microsoft outraged, since the estimated expenditure needed to replace "One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA" with "One Microsoft Way, Redmond, CA" was N times bigger than Microsoft's budget. Microsoft employees organized a demonstration around the government building. To add to their fury, it turned to be in California, and Arnold Schwarzenegger was proclaimed the governor of the united Calorington. After seeing the demonstration, he machinegunned the demonstrants, threw a few cars at them and, saying "I'll be back", disappeared. Among the demonstration were Benny Hill, the company's president since its foundation in 124 BNR, and Steve Ballmer, whose dying words were: "I’m going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I’m going to fucking kill the Governator."

Left with no choice, Bill Gates did organize the address renaming campaign. This forced him to sell all of Microsoft's and his own property, even his glasses. He is still out there somewhere, living in the kitchen of some third-party software vendor he now occasionally writes software for. After that event, he swore to always analyze system requirements.

Meanwhile, Guest, who didn't participate in the demonstration, being busy chatting in the Internets, was naturally promoted to president, as there were no other employees left to take this post. It should be noted that he did not organize another address renaming campaign. He simply put a sign saying "#redirect Montana" to the former Microsoft office, packed and left Calorington for good, fearing that things would get even worse.

Two days after, the officials of Montana, hearing that the president of Microsoft was going to live in their backwater and unpopulated state, renamed it Microsoftland. The only man in Microsoftland who did not bow before Guest that day was Oscar Wilde, who was busy filing a lawsuit against Microsoft for unlawfully using his quotes. Unsurprisingly, he won and acquired Microsoft, namely Guest, his house, car and cat, and all of the company's quotes.

Since then, Montana has been in constant process of being terraformed into true Microsoftland by evil robot dogs code-named "Crumpet".