Military of Latveria

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A common misconception exists that the Latverian Military consists of only mindless, but totally loyal, robots created by Doctor Doom. Despite this wide-spread belief the military consists of a division of cross dressing ministers and 28 brigades of Bulgarian spear toting monkey riders from the Netherlands, though these mainly stay behind the front lines drinking vodka, and talking about rollmops.

The main tactic used in Latveria is to run at the enemy then run away hoping to confuse them, however the main drawback of doing this is that a confused enemy can still shoot you, and because the robots aren't waterproof they are useless during rain, but this normally isn't a problem because Doctor Doom controls the weather in Latveria with one of his doomsday devices. Another tactic consists of doing nothing at all, thus lulling the enemy into a uneasy state.

The Fantastic Four have invaded at least a thousand times, only to fall into a carefully laid trap by Doctor Doom, who knew that his henchmen and robots are incompetant. Only to have them escape later due to incompetent henchmen and robots. Good help, is apparently hard to find, as most intellectuals have fled Latveria for a much safer nation such as Iraq or Bosnia, and the robot union forbids the building of better robots than those already in the robot union. Robots of which most are at the moron level, while the rest are at an even lower level the Dan Quayle level. Those henchmen and robots who failed, are of course destroyed by Dr. Doom, because he cannot tolerate failure.

The main weapon employed by the Latverian Ministry is the Doomsday Device. These come in several varities, ranging from the small scale 'Destroy Reed Richards' to the much larger 'Destroy Reed Richards and anybody who ever called him the world's greatest scientist.'