Milky Way

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“One hell of a Place.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Chucky Cheeses'

The Milky Way is a fictional galaxy from the Wikipedia universe.

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The Milky Way is the galaxy which is home to the Solar System, so far there have been 217 known intelligent lifeforms within this galaxy the Intergalactic Survey-Wormhole Association (ISWA) has so far compiled a list of current lifeforms of which, 3 are known;

Umpalumpas of Deltoid Brava (sector 42)
Cheese of Proxima Centuri and the Sun
Cabbages of Alpha Centurai (with worker spys on all known planets)
Humans of the Sun

[edit] Politics

The Milky Way is currently governed by the Intergalactic Hyperconglomorated Cabbages of the Bravo Sector in Alpha Centurai as elected by the galactic tribunal of 3.1 billion BC. Elections in the Milky Way come once every 4.5 billion years and the job of the government is to keep the peace and uphold the order.

Major breakthroughs by this government have been the introduction of the Wormhole Bypass which connects all sides of the Milky Way together and the creation of Planet Crab consisting entirely of crabs from the crab extermination.

The current political state of the Milky Way is so far unhindered except by the neighbouring galaxy; Andromeda for which the leading party is The Sith - led by Hillary Clinton and armed with large quantities of Segways.

Andromeda and the Milky Way first had conflict one night when the Milky Way got drunk. The Milky way sent an email to Andromeda stating "Mommy, will you buy me that overipened spatula???".

[edit] History

The Milky Way started out as an experiment by a group of sentinel beings known as the Blue Meanies these beings were both blue and mean. Their average inside leg measurement was 3.26 million light years making them one of the biggest species known in the universe. It was said they were experimenting with bacterial endomorphis however we currently have no idea what this means, it was thought they clumped together large quantities of plasm into a pile. The pile got so big that it ripped a hole in space time and sucked the blue meanies along with it. It was later known that the hole in space-time was not actually a hole in space-time but instead was the mouth of an even bigger organism known as the Great Cider Monster the Cider Monster then threw up the entire contents of it's stomach after previously eating a rather bad Red Giant which was thought to of had some type of star-affecting Gangreene.

The contents of the stomach was spewed out and what you see as the Milky Way is the inner bowl movements of a large canivorous being know as the Cider Monster. After spewing up it went into a deep slumber and has been in slumber so far for 13 billion years.

Another legend from the book of truth explains the existence of the milky way as a result of 666.666 demons giving bukkake to Barney.

[edit] Behind the scenes

The name "Milky Way" was borrowed from a chocolate trademark, and the name "Solar System" is a tribute to a really existing system of weight loss. It's out of this world, man!