Million dollar burger
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| Directed by | Steven Seagal |
| Produced by | Jerry Bruckheimer |
| Written by | Steven Seagal |
| Starring | Steven Seagal |
| Music by | Steven Seagal |
| Distributed by | Steven Seagal Inc. |
| Release date(s) | Into Custody |
| Running time | 502 min |
| Language | Swahili |
| Budget | $88 Million |
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“Wow. That looks...good. You got a problem?”
~ Steven Seagal in "Million Dollar Burger"
Million Dollar Burger is a 2008 film directed by and starring Steven Seagal, and co-starring, Steven Seagal and Steven Seagal in strong supporting roles. It was filmed over a course of three days last summer, and Steve's been sitting on it while drinking coffee in his basement. Released in 2008.
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[edit] Synopsis
Steven Seagal goes on a hunger strike to save his reservation from developers, only to find that the local grease wagon has created the ultimate meal. He wages a battle with himself, while eventually becoming one with nature. While wasting away to nothing, he stumbles across the burger factory, which is cutting down his forest for more warehouse space. He realizes that the only way to save the reservation is to attempt to eat the burger, and show its fatty effects to the world.
[edit] Criticisms
- Not enough squinting
- Burgers were a little rare
- Still not enough squinting
- No magical seagulls
- Unrealistic,No Ian getting eaten by a dinosaur
[edit] Trivia
- No real Indians were used in the making of this film
- No fake Indians were eaten in the making of this film
- No real acting was used in the making of this film
[edit] Cast
- Steven Seagal - Steven Seagal
- Chief Wahoo - Steven Seagal
- Dennis Kucinich - Dennis Kucinich
